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[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Cop literally wants a convicted felon to run the country, I can't come up with a better satire for how little police care about rule of law... Or a better argument for the "Ban the Box" initiative

I'm definitely all for loosening restrictions on former felons.. Look bro, if we can have a convicted felon running for office, no reason why they can't vote or hold jobs if they've done their time right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

to be fair, he was attempting satire -- he is 'switching sides' and now wants a felon to run the country.

They're so bad at everything lol WOOSH on satire

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

There's precedent....pretty sure Wyatt Earp was a felon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

This sheriff would need to check the color of their hat before he agrees or not. And the color of their skin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

if we can have a convicted felon running for office, no reason why they can’t vote or hold jobs if they’ve done their time right?

That's a fair point: Once Trump has done his time then he can run for president.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I couldn't own firearms or vote but this motherfucker could be president? Literally makes no sense and moreso if you read the reasoning as to why voting rights and firearm right can be restricted.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_death

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

Cant/won't provide identifiable information.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit, he actually said that.

This, right here, is a prime example of a political headline that looks like it comes from The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That's probably why it's posted in a forum for real headlines that look like they're from The Onion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The onion is coming from inside the house!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's time we take seditionists out of the Sheriff's Departments.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

So basically he's saying he has no faith or confidence in the criminal justice system? Wouldn't that kind of... I dunno... disqualify you from a job in the criminal justice system?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Look, I'm all for equal representation and equal opportunity for everyone. The US had a black president already, which is awesome, but I'm not thinking the next step here is to "recently convicted felon". Maybe try for a woman as president first?

Just saying.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 10 months ago

I believe Trump should be sentenced to 4 years of community service... hard labor as the President of the United States. That should teach him a lesson.