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[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 118 points 1 year ago (2 children)

For all of y'all thinking about typing it out, the video is no longer available.

We'll never know.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Moc@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Risky click of the day

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"This video is no longer available"

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I don’t know what I expected

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

We can dream

[–] lemon@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Betrayed by the global clipboard

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 29 points 1 year ago

Heaven forbid you check what you posted before clicking 'submit'...

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This is why you always copy something innocuous immediately after

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Today's lesson: Prepositions

Come on me. Come with me. Come in me.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you insist.

Edit: Are those separate requests or all at once?

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only ~~three~~ ~~four~~ ~~nine~~ sixteen(?) ways to find out.

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

8 (2^3) if we count doing nothing, 7 otherwise

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'm learning so much

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

And people say you get nowhere by gooning

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Remember class sometimes in Japanese no means yes

Edit: before anyone thinks I’m making a rape joke. No. In Japan there is this weird cultural thing where Japanese women have to seem demure or shy. And they continue that appearance even during sex. Hence why many Japanese women will say things like だめ (dah-meh) which means no, やめて (yamete) which means stop or いたい (itai) which means it hurts during sex. But they actually mean the opposite.

https://youtu.be/dr2xOQKpU90

[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

And how do I unlearn this?

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, that's what it means when it is said in the "you're so naughty" sort of way.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In my experience, Japanese women say "I'm come" during sex. Hopefully they don't mean the opposite.

[–] Numenor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hi come, I'm Dad.

It was pure immersion learning

So 3D POV porn has worked out the kinks, pun intended?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe there is a chat room and he wants to discuss the history of... Eh....

[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

As funding has been cut we will proceed with online lesson being hosted here on spankbang.com

[–] wieson@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You should watch "Ongezellig", an animated pilot with 5 short episodes á 5 minutes.

You will get the relevance to this comment in the first episode.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 year ago

I approve this. You should go watch "Ongezellig" right now!

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 1 year ago

"Ongezellig" is dutch and means "unsociable".

It's a story about three adoptive sisters Maya, Coco and Mymy. It's in dutch, but the subtitles are great.

check it out

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Sure the students got a good lesson thanks to kde connect.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wait that's in the actual manga?

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

One time I was looking for /r/tinder and copied "tinder" from my clipboard to a teams chat with a colleague. I didn't even try to explain, it would only make me look more sus.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you kindly let me play golf in peace in my underwater dystopia?

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Directed by Robert B. Weide

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Doing the lords work

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Stepsister here. I tried to enter but got stuck in the log in screen