The fuck?
What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.
this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2025
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But... but... people wouldn't just go and make shit up on the internet, would they?
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Oh you sweet summer children, I take it you were never in the army, or else you would know of the dreaded desert jellies, and what it means to be on shower detail
But that was many, many men and not a single one.
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There is either:
- A backstory we are missing
- Anon has a weird fetish
- mom has a weird fetish
- story is fake and straight
- story is real and gay
- some combination of the above
- The story is bisexual and has a quantum physics relationship with the truth
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Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.
Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea
I like that this implies that OP's mom uses an 8 bit counting system
I'm imagining her at a super expensive restaurant getting a bill for like $547 and thinking "wow, this only cost $35!"
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Blow your load on her bedsheets
Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn't keep secrets from each other!
Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn't get stuck very often.
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I think you need to fuck your mom…
You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.
Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.
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Use her panties and socks.
How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.
I don't know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.
Yeah just buy a cruise ship or whatever. Go into debt if you have to.
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1: go to toilet
2: kneel in front facing the toilet
3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet
4:?????
5: profit
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This is how incest porn originates
There's this apparatus called washing machine.
Is she checking her own socks and underwear?
This has to be fake.
4chan posts are never fake though
MOVE
OUT
Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.
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