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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 months ago (5 children)

As someone who did 3 years of a physics degree and then ended up crashing and burning at the basic quantum stuff until I ultimately quit, I sympathize with this wholeheartedly. Like its fascinating and all, and its great that some people are able to get it, but like, if I have to deal with a Schrödinger equation again I think I might scream.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I just enjoyed how new freaky symbols being used for operators started popping up out of nowhere.

Because without them you run out of paper too fast

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That's the devils pitch fork right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

It wasn’t this part that tripped you up was it?

https://youtu.be/kfJqMekD0VM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I love learning about quantum physics from YouTube, but my impression is a lot of it ends up being "particals are just silly little guys at the quantum level" or "we have two models: one for normal big physics and one for batshit crazytown tiny physics".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

In the end I only saw devils marching in with pitchforks

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Quantum physics: because the universe doesn't give a shit if you understand it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No no no. Quantum Physics: the more you understand about the universe, the less it gives a shit if it makes any sense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A fractal meta uncertainty principle would help explain why "chromodynamics" is allowed to exist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Man I only took through QED. QCD is where shit goes from freaky to "what the fuck reality, stop drinking"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

That's what I'm on about! The deeper you look, the more it's like "Matter just does stuff, okay?!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Well, looks like it does exist indeed. You never know for sure in that field.

A large body of experimental evidence for QCD has been gathered over the years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

OP is aware that it does exist. In quantum physics, a lot of the questions of "why does it exist" are difficult to overcome. The answer simply is "it just does."

We can prove the math, we see the experimental evidence. The math comes long before the experiments. The problem is that "why" doesn't work at this scale.

For a frictionless spherical cow in a vacuum, if you apply a force vector to it, it will accelerate in that direction, until you stop applying the force; at which point it will continue on that vector at the last velocity it reached. "Why" this occurs is do to energy, and energy conservation.

"Why do massless fermions spontaneously break chiral symmetry?" We can prove it through the math, we can experimentally observe it. But "why" doesn't have a real answer. The answer is "it just does."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

OP is aware that it does exist.

Yeah, but I wasn't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

the more and less you understand about the universe, the more and less it does and does not give a shit and makes more and less sense.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The more you understand, the less it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Be aware! There can be spooky action at a distance! 👻😱🫨👀

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I’m experiencing a great deal of uncertainty.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"They really ought to keep this filth off public access television."

"Due to the quantum nature of such filth, it is simultaneously shown on TV and not shown on TV."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I don't care what all the avant-garde, intellectual nambie-pambies say, IT IS FILTH!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how many physicians are going to get calls from this...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Well none, it clearly says to call your physicist ;)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

at least it's not about quantum inertia ... right?