Java: "Sorry, but the developers of Peanut didn't declare it to implement the Crackable interface, even though it has all the relevant methods, so if you want to treat it like a nut your choices are write a wrapper class or call those methods using Reflections"
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Swift’s extensions system has spoiled me, and I feel the pain of this whenever I have to write Java
You should take a look at kotlin, pretty similar to swift and fully interoperable with java.
Ditto, but Rust's traits. God those are so fun. It's like duck typing a la Python but you can just slap whatever methods you want on a foreign type without worrying about breaking anything because they're only visible to the current crate (or other crates that import the Trait)
"What Java said."
Okay, that one made me chuckle.
StackOverflow: Question closed as duplicate. Someone else already asked whether or not something is a nut.
Rust is more like: unless you can mathematically prove to me that this is equivalent to a nut there is no ducking way I'll ever let you compiled this.
And hot take, but that's good. I'm absolutely stupid enough for idiot gloves like that.
And then still segfault
https://github.com/Speykious/cve-rs/blob/main/src/segfault.rs
If you can make safe Rust segfault you're doing something wrong.
It actually is possible to segfault in safe Rust, although it is considered a bug. Proofs of concept are shown in this cve-rs crate.
If you want an explanation of why this happens, I recommend this video: https://youtu.be/vfMpIsJwpjU
IME Rust programs crash at about the same rate as other languages. "Rewrite everything in Rust" hasn't made much of a difference for me, so far.
A crash is different to a SEGFAULT. I'd be very surprised to see a safe rust program segfault unless it was actively exploiting a compiler bug.
C can STRUCTurise classes tho
wheres scala?
It's incompatible with the version of this meme
I am static_casting the nut_t*. Pray I don't static_cast it any further.
reinterpret_cast<int*>(&a_nut)
I like to live dangerously.