If I saw this, I'd immediately assume it's a variation on the bi pride flag.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2024
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"Nice flag. So you fellas go both ways?"
Cute couple.
"So which one of you is the 'girl'?"
The one on the right, don't you see the flag?
My right or your right?
The far right
They're both right.
They don't look very proud.
The two guys holding up the straight pride flag look like they unhappily fuck their wives at home once every quarter to prove that they don't love the cocks that they shamefully suck every weekend.
Gold?
You idiots! There's nothing gayer than gold!
They look like two Russian brothers who have bought a third tier football club purely as some sort of elaborate tax evasion ruse.
Also they love just hanging out in the locker room for some reason
Isn't being proud of your sexuality mostly a response to being shamed by bigots for your sexuality? Like: parts of society look down on my sexuality? Well fuck you, I'm proud of it! If you're not being shamed at all, isn't a bit weird to be proud of such things? As if you did anything to become a heterosexual. No one cares, nor should they.
Yeah, that is the whole point. The whole point is not "I am proud of who I am attracted to", the point is "I am proud of being open about who I am attracted to despite the bigots and social challenges".
Which is why there is no "straight pride", "blond pride", or "high school student pride". There is no glory in doing something that is statistically speaking, completely devoid of interest...
Bigot pride!
They both look like they really hate this flag.
NEWSFLASH!!! People scared of homosexuality are actually scared that they'll become homosexuals. That's right, they're so insecure with their own sexuality, they're concerned that by allowing homosexuality, they'll be the first to succumb to gayness.
Ew! Get the gay away! I don't want to catch it from this cute boi.
No women in sight 🤔
Let's beat them up for kissing girls. Who am I kidding. These guys can't get self-respecting women.
Looks like two guys holding it up. Kind of ironic
I assume this is some sort of mockup. I don't mean to be judgemental based on a picture, but those guys both 100% love dick. Sometimes it's just obvious.
I don’t have the gaydar I guess but I do like the idea of a straight flag that can be brought to lgbt+ events and parades etc
Why lol
Maybe she’s born with it….. maybe it’s Maybeline?
That's not the straight flag. The straight flag is horizontal black and white stripes and has been around for about 20 years.
The ally flag is the straight flag with a rainbow "A" on it. If you've been to Pride, you have probably seen flags or pins with that design.
I'm straight and I disavow this flag because it's fucking boring.
I'm on the asexual spectrum and I would also like to complain about our flag. The single purple stripe does not make up for the white and grey.
Fortunately I'm biromantic so I'm using the bisexual flag because at least it's pretty.
I'm also agender, that flag is really rare to see in the wild, but I'd like to complain about it too.
I don't get to have a sexuality, a gender, or a cool flag. How unfair!
Looks like some old school prison jumpers.
AKA the hamburglar's costume
I hate flags
God hates flags