this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2024
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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 81 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Not all heroes wear capes 🫡

[–] superkret@feddit.org 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if you blow it more often?
Asking for a friend.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Reservoir overflows, killing thousands

[–] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if I swallow?
My friend, I mean.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

You can swallow your friend, yes.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just call me Main Reservoir, baby.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Username checks out

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I can't my mouths full

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

Don’t have to tell me twice

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago

Are the workers blowing the cocks that are in there?
Or is whatever is in there blowing the cocks of the workers?
And where do I apply?

[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sounds like my kind of job

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A blowjob is still a job

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You post history suggests you’re into that.

[–] Notserious@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s not so bad once you get past the taste

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

....starfucker!!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago

Excuse me, I’m here for the blowjobs?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If I was really desperate for work I might do it once a week but I'm not going to do it every 4 hours

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

It's a competitive market, once a week doesn't pay the bills anymore

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

Don't knock it till you try it, it's a lotta fun

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Brother, you wouldn't blow 2-3 cocks in an 8 hour shift if that was your only duty? After the first week, you'd be so good at it that you'd be "working" less than an hour a day.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Is there like a schedule rotation or is it one poor soul?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Somebody's got to do the work.