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Is it that glitter always gets everywhere and you can never seem to get it all off?
I've heard cotton balls soaked in baby oil works wonders.
Is that to start the cleansing fire to finally and permanently remove the glitter?
And a few layers of skin depending on how badly you want the glitter gone.
Yeah but some of us wouldn't be able to forgive ourselves after what we did to that baby.
Mmm yes ritually sacrificing an infant might just do it.
Are you diddy's attorney ?
Glitter is craft herpes. Once you have it, it'll stay with you forever.
There's actually very promising research for a herpes cure, but nothing for glitter.
I made the mistake of using an air duster on these wall decorations we had. I thought it was just beadwork that made the design.
Nope, blue glitter was mixed in, and it went everywhere. Still finding it to this day.
Buddy of mine brought a girl over a month or so ago who brought a bottle of glitter over and, in a depressive streak over her husband and other two boyfriends (I have already given him so much shit over that, don't worry), she proceeded to spread said glitter over his apartment and particularly his roommate's bed, seriously pissing off said roommate. Also smeared it all over my face and dog during the two's brief visit at my place, which is the first thing my roommates noticed when they got home.
Oh wow, the crazy is off the charts.
I suppose it's what you get for choosing to live in a tourist town, though in my opinion my hometown's worse, just in a dark crazy way not a fun one.
Sounds like my ex haha.
Poor girl was totally defeated by this world and herself.
Relatable
Should be considered an eco crime. Itβs literally micro plastic.
Girls will do anything except therapy, amirite?
I'd make a serious argument being so desperate to have a woman to sleep with that you get yourself into tangled messes like that isn't exactly what I'd call "mental health" but the majority of at least the single men around me seem enthusiastic if not desperate to do it.
eli5?
This other comic should make it clear.
It does but... Did you just have that stored away, waiting for this moment?
If so, bravo!
I have one of those brains that struggles to remember normal daily information, but can retrieve old trivia like this in an instant.
I somehow read "suit" as "butt" and was very confused. Took a couple rereads to see my mistake.
Maybe I do need glasses.