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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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Sample gut flora of people with "auto-brewery syndrome", culture the samples, and sell them in pill form to DUI lawyers for their clients. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago by smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works to c/shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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This is a shitty idea because anyone driving under the influence deserves to be tried and punished for their actions. But if this could be done, you'd have no trouble selling each pill for $1000.

Or, sell the pills for way less to those that want to get drunk off bread or pasta. Either way it's a totally plausible, feasible, potentially lucrative shitty idea.

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[โ€“] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There's really no way this could go wrong

[โ€“] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah, nobody is going to buy a bunch and spike the food in a major cafeteria and give literally hundreds of unsuspecting people drunkness-on-demand.