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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That train will just keep coming. Once such a freight train is going you better get out of the way. The amount of kinetic energy that's coming towards you is dwarfing compared to a measly tank.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A train of 8000 tons at a velocity of 30 km/h roughly has the kinetic energy of 66.39 kg TNT.

Supposedly 100 kg TNT

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

this sub doesn't exist on Lemmy :(
i miss r/bitchimatrain

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Sounds like it's time to create it!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Well that's an M109 Paladin. It weighs about half as much as an actual tank. But if it was fully loaded there's a pretty good chance nobody wins because it's an artillery system and it carries a lot of stuff that goes boom.

I don't care to speculate on who wins between a 70 ton tank and a train. It probably depends on what the train is pulling.

Edit to add - also we need pictures from different angles. From this angle it looks like the Paladin might have simply been de-tracked. But I'm pretty sure there's more damage as it's armor is actually comparatively light, rated for small arms and shrapnel.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So it's more self-propelled artillery?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Technically yeah, colloquially no sane person would judge another for calling such a thing a tank

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It's only a tank if it comes from the Tankeshire region of England, otherwise it's just sparkling armoured vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry for Reddit watermark… couldn’t quickly find it elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

that is literally the worst watermark I've ever seen in my entire time on the internet, more than a quarter century now.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Why don't we use trains on battlefields? (I see no issues with this plan)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You could even wrap the tracks around the train so it can go wherever it wants!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That's just a tank with extra steps

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

We ironed up the boats too, steam engine warfare was kinda cool ngl