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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)

7 grams is pretty generous for this amount too. This is like 2-3 at best

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe they weighed it with the jar

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 1 year ago

Or before they took their cut.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Probably about a gram in the joint/blunt and there is a fair amount in the jar on the left. I'd bet its about 3-4 grams just in the jar on the left. They also probably included the full weight of the roll with filter, not just the herb.

2-3 grams is defintely selling it short. We also have no idea how dense the buds are. Tightly packed buds can be surprisingly heavier than loose buds.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

I’ve had some insanely dense nugs. I’ve also had some incredibly heavy dense kratom.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Thank you for the giant red circle. Had it not been for the giant red circle, I might not have noticed the large chunk of text at the bottom-center situated squarely in one of three large, visually distinct regions of the image.

[–] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Definate deal maker!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

They probably "destroy" the marijuana (wink wink). But what do the cops do with the Mason jars?

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You don't want to know. Those poor little ponies...

[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 27 points 1 year ago

Look at him being all serious about this important accomlishment. How validated he must feel

[–] Upperhand@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jesus, I've seen bigger joints...

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I can't remember the last time I had less weed than that.

[–] cccc0@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for the helpful red circle. Otherwise I wouldn't notice the comment

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This just makes me sad. I literally grow more than that in a single day, and I don't need any employees to help me.

Meanwhile I'm on track to completely hand my operation over to a specific person that can use it to retire themselves, and hand it on, and retire in the next two years, provided Trump doesn't entirely fuck up legal marijuana.

He can't, it's literally states rights. Don't do any interstate commerce with it and pay tax on your earnings.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

That was someone's personal stash. They shouldn't even bother with that.

[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's 3.5 grams in the photo.

Where Did the rest go, officer?

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

They weighed the blunt with the paper on

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

This pig fucking sucks.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Thank God, if not for the work of this brave hero we would have someone... Eating stale doritos at their house while watching a subpar comedy...

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

America's "protectors" hard at work

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They’re not obligated to protect, that’s for sure.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Protect...property

Serve...the rich

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Well don't encourage him!

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Seven

Grams in a blunt

Almost drowned in her pussy

So I swam to her butt

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What a hero! Praze the lord we're winning the War On Drugs™️!

Exhibit Nth in a dumptruck full of evidence for why these creatures are perceived as mindless cogs in a mindlessly medieval machinery that does nothing useful.

Exhibit Nth in the case for why the police force are a decayed perversion of what they originally promised to set out to do, infected by decades of politics of willful ignorance and inflexible dumb intolerance.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the police force are a decayed perversion of what they originally promised to set out to do

Catch runaway slaves?

Break strikes?

If it is gonna happen, at least they got rolled when they were running out!

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

"suspected marijuana"?

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

My favorite part is that it's "suspected marijuana".