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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 92 points 2 years ago (2 children)

7 grams is pretty generous for this amount too. This is like 2-3 at best

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe they weighed it with the jar

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 2 years ago

Or before they took their cut.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Probably about a gram in the joint/blunt and there is a fair amount in the jar on the left. I'd bet its about 3-4 grams just in the jar on the left. They also probably included the full weight of the roll with filter, not just the herb.

2-3 grams is defintely selling it short. We also have no idea how dense the buds are. Tightly packed buds can be surprisingly heavier than loose buds.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

I’ve had some insanely dense nugs. I’ve also had some incredibly heavy dense kratom.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 89 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Thank you for the giant red circle. Had it not been for the giant red circle, I might not have noticed the large chunk of text at the bottom-center situated squarely in one of three large, visually distinct regions of the image.

[–] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Definate deal maker!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

They probably "destroy" the marijuana (wink wink). But what do the cops do with the Mason jars?

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You don't want to know. Those poor little ponies...

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago
[–] buttfarts@lemy.lol 27 points 2 years ago

Look at him being all serious about this important accomlishment. How validated he must feel

[–] Upperhand@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jesus, I've seen bigger joints...

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I can't remember the last time I had less weed than that.

[–] cccc0@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for the helpful red circle. Otherwise I wouldn't notice the comment

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This just makes me sad. I literally grow more than that in a single day, and I don't need any employees to help me.

Meanwhile I'm on track to completely hand my operation over to a specific person that can use it to retire themselves, and hand it on, and retire in the next two years, provided Trump doesn't entirely fuck up legal marijuana.

He can't, it's literally states rights. Don't do any interstate commerce with it and pay tax on your earnings.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

That was someone's personal stash. They shouldn't even bother with that.

[–] WamGams@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's 3.5 grams in the photo.

Where Did the rest go, officer?

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

They weighed the blunt with the paper on

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

This pig fucking sucks.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Thank God, if not for the work of this brave hero we would have someone... Eating stale doritos at their house while watching a subpar comedy...

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

America's "protectors" hard at work

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They’re not obligated to protect, that’s for sure.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Protect...property

Serve...the rich

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Well don't encourage him!

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Seven

Grams in a blunt

Almost drowned in her pussy

So I swam to her butt

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What a hero! Praze the lord we're winning the War On Drugs™️!

Exhibit Nth in a dumptruck full of evidence for why these creatures are perceived as mindless cogs in a mindlessly medieval machinery that does nothing useful.

Exhibit Nth in the case for why the police force are a decayed perversion of what they originally promised to set out to do, infected by decades of politics of willful ignorance and inflexible dumb intolerance.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the police force are a decayed perversion of what they originally promised to set out to do

Catch runaway slaves?

[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Break strikes?

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

If it is gonna happen, at least they got rolled when they were running out!

[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

"suspected marijuana"?

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

My favorite part is that it's "suspected marijuana".