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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cats never domesticated themself, since ever they are specialists in domesticate humans, for commodity, not for need.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Spot on. Cats are the OG scientists who stuck around to see what they could make us do after they discovered monkeys gave good tummy rubs.

Yadda-yadda, we industrialize food production and build awesome cozy dens to live in, yadda-yadda, they're watching us burn the world like, "fascinating... now, can I make the monkey give me treats 2 minutes earlier than this time last week..."

Only reason they don't have us outright worshipping them is we tried it once or twice, but things got weird.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

So cats are successful squatters?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cats after entering a human stranger's house: Look at me. I'm the meowner now.

Humans: Yes, oh cute one!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah but we chop their balls off soon after. I don't think it works out evolutionarily.

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