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[–] Blackout@fedia.io 103 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You'll care next time you are buying a toilet seat at Home Depot and the only sizes available is skibidi or Ohio rizz

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please make clear wich of these only flushes via a subscription App.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's already happening. I was in Walmart today and they had a huge stand with some chocolate advertised by some youtube influencer with a creepy smile. I checked a drawing set and it had a picture with some instagram influencer art as an example. I'm not that old, but I felt really old today.

[–] javasux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Good old Jimmy Donaldson

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Jammy Jamaldson

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He doesn't deserve proximity to the word good

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know who that is, but I imagine trump and Jimmy carter had a baby together.

(please don't rectify this)

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not rectifying, but absolutely chuckling at your username

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I like to imagine Jimmy is the one giving birth.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The one that says sus no cap

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 11 points 1 year ago

fr fr

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a time to want to die

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

This mornign I heard "Johnny Bagofbullshit, and now this.

My vocabulary grows by leaps and bounds

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do I know which size will fit my gyatt?

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still haven't figured out what that means. Greatest Yeet All Time Time?

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its a contraction of "God Damn!"

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

breh no cap ong frfr u a reel one

[–] Alpha71@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I am slightly concerned that I completely understood that sentence...

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I didn't know that and I wish he didn't feel obligated to share

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Just keep working on the control4 DIY and he's a god to me, cousin