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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by paxen@lemmy.world to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

He started using the condoms instead of empty Mt. Dew bottles after he mistook one for a fresh bottle of Mt. Dew.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

Infinite dew exploit.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

The Story of the Asmongold

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 22 points 11 months ago

Terrible Day to have eyes.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Man Dr. Katz really sunk low after his tv show was canceled

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Living his best life after his son Ben really came through as that real estate investor.

[–] Guacamole@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

[–] pagenotfound@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

[–] shplane@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

[–] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 18 points 11 months ago

He's a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.