this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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No foul language - i.e. French ๐Ÿคฎ

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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[โ€“] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 48 points 1 year ago

Apparently, when you can shout "BRING ME MY STEAK" at a servant you don't need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

[โ€“] frazorth@feddit.uk 42 points 1 year ago

lunch is for wimps

Sounds like someone who doesn't work hard enough to need a break.

[โ€“] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.

Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?

[โ€“] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Fucking weirdo

[โ€“] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.

I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.

[โ€“] pseudo@jlai.lu 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She is eating steak while working?!

[โ€“] RainyRat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.

[โ€“] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Wait... Isn't everyone?

[โ€“] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she's moist.

[โ€“] frazorth@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿคข

[โ€“] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You think she gets moist? My brother, it's probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.

[โ€“] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine your personality being your stupid opinionsโ€ฆ Get a fucking life

Welcome to social media lol.

[โ€“] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme

[โ€“] rwtwm@feddit.uk 5 points 1 year ago

This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

[โ€“] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] GiveOver@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

[โ€“] Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

He did say fries instead of chips