this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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No foul language - i.e. French ๐Ÿคฎ

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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[โ€“] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago

Apparently, when you can shout "BRING ME MY STEAK" at a servant you don't need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago

lunch is for wimps

Sounds like someone who doesn't work hard enough to need a break.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.

Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Fucking weirdo

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.

I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

She is eating steak while working?!

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Wait... Isn't everyone?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she's moist.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿคข

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You think she gets moist? My brother, it's probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine your personality being your stupid opinionsโ€ฆ Get a fucking life

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Welcome to social media lol.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

He did say fries instead of chips