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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Not really.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not interested in feeding your fetishes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

hey fuck you. I'm high, and the question popped into my head.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

More like pooped into your head.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

yes, thank you, it did in fact poop into my head

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Had some antibiotics mess with my gut flora and lead to the creamy peanut butter. It's not that bad except that it creates urgency not unlike diarrhea. For gravel, you're gonna have to define "medium," but that tends to come from constipation, which can lead to hemorrhoid issues in addition to general discomfort. On the whole, I guess the peanut butter, but it's a close one.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

thank you for taking this seriously. for medium, I would say, like an oblong golf ball.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Okay, in the absence of good holistic data on which to base my judgment, I'll go with my gut.

LOL, that pun was unintended when it popped into my head, but I could have changed it and yet I choose not to.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Eh, I'm bored and curious

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Have had both. Gravel is cleaner

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

see, that's what I was thinking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It depends on to whom I'm feeding it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

your, or someone else's, septic tank. would your answer change if it were a municipal sewer?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Eh, whatever. I want both. Gimme that crunchy peanut butter poo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

this was a test, that was the correct answer. one of our agents will be contacting you shortly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why you decided to ask this question whilst hypothetically in the shower, im not sure i want to know

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Hay man, when your stool is the consistency of creamy peanut butter toilet paper only does so much.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would rather you keep your shower thoughts to yourself in the future, TYVM.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

imagine if we pooped little pellets like goats