I believe this was posted on Lemmy just a few days ago.
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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That was amazing thanks for sharing lol
I once watched this on a first date. We were together for four years after that. Make of that what you will.
Santa 1 is spreading joy to Santa 2.
Santa 2 gets too much holiday cheer and takes a eternal nap.
Santa 3, with Santa 2 expiring, begins to fade as well.
Please tell me they wore that to a work Christmas party
Schindler's List 2: Checking it Twice
Bruh
Christmas on Elm Street
Lord of the 5 Golden Rings
Legend of the 7 Red-Nosed Vampires?
Citizen Sugarkane
Friday the 25th
xXxmas
The 40-years-old virgin Mary.
Terminator 2: Boxing Day
Mad Max-mas
Django Unwrapped
- The God Father Christmas
- Crouching Tiger, Hidden Reindeer
- No Country for Old Men in Red Suits
- Oppenheimer
Snow Country for Old Men
North Star Wars
Dances with Reindeer
The Chrismas Before Christmas
Nog Wars: Revenge of the Turkey
2 Festive 2 Furious: North Pole Drift
Deadpool & Santa
Mariah Carey: Mall Cop
Deadpool & Santa
Considering Marvel's Santa is a mutant, this could work better than expected
12/25: A Sleigh Odyssey
I was gonna do Backdoor Sluts 9 but it's already a Christmas movie.
An American Werewolf in Lapland
Full Tinsel Jacket
- Fear & Lo-ho-ho-ho-athing in Vegas.
- Deck the Hallpass
- Joy to the World War Z
- The Snowman (don't even need to change anything)
Any movie starring Rudolph Lundgren
Die Hard
Sorry, couldn't pass it up.
I'll leave now.
I love this one, of course it's a Christmas movie:
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The entire reason they're at the setting is "Christmas party"
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"Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun"
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"Not a creature was stirring, except four assholes coming in the rear" (also, phrasing lol)
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"It's Christmas Theo, it's the time of miracles, so be of good cheer"
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both scenes I can remember with Argyle mention Christmas by name.
It's undebatably a Christmas movie, but why I love it is because when people object it gives me the opportunity to make it worse by informing them that Rambo: First Blood is too.
But neither of those are my favorite Christmas movie, that honor goes to Gremlins.
Sleep hard?
Die Hearth?
Not bad
Sleigh Hard, of course.
2 Girls 1 Dreidel
Rudy, the red nosed reindeer
Reindeers of the Caribbean
There's actually quite a varation in human santapede Christmas sweaters.
Citizen Candy Cane
There will be Milk and Cookies
Gangs of North Pole
I'm not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don't confuse Christmassy with christmussy
Christpussy
Dracula At The North Pole
Bambi the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Rifle shot Bambi, a position on the sleigh team just opened up.
The Reindeer Hunter
Triumph of the Goodwill
What's wrong with the regular Santa centipede??
Gingerbread Snaps