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[–] Unbecredible@lemm.ee 60 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I hate texters that use zero punctuation like this. It's like having a stroke trying to read it.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago

No punctuation on top of terrible grammar. It hurts.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've heard that some younger people find punctuation "too aggressive" or something.

[–] yimby@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ellipses... definitely.

Sentences ending a full stop. Somewhat.

Very context dependent though

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I think this makes me old because I like using ellipses as a pause! Maybe I'll just go to writing the word uh in everywhere so people know my brain is old and trying to think of things as I write.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah until you've got your family texting you "We need to talk..." and then, the conversation is asking what you're doing this weekend.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I try to not put them at the end of the sentence, I'm not so old I don't get the implication of that! It's in the middle of the sentence as a break!

Or sometimes as a literary device to indicate an amount of time has passed.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The implication is that you know the next part of the sentence but keep it unwritten. The best exemple is when making a list, a, b c ...

Sometimes it's even just a indicator there's gonna be a next part, like the "We need to talk..."

Although the more degenerate use is to imply the "you know what i mean/imply", a bit like the english innit in some sens.

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[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Depending on the day I use commas like they were on sale at Costco but are about to go bad any moment. I did the same thing with ellipses for years.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me and commas are not friends because of this. I use them too often and need to stop! I still use too many when doing creative writing thingies.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This is definitely an old person thing... no reason you can't rock it though!

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ellipses as pauses is a leftover of telegrams which bled into the era of limited text messages(and/or charging by the text), because the financial incentives for long single messages were the same.

In the era of unlimited texting, though, we've dropped that convention because it's extra keystrokes. In fact, we've even dropped the period at the end of sentences in texts because you can just hit the send button as a thought separator, sending multiple texts.

Including the period is unnecessary extra information, so it is seen as formal at best or even a way to covey unhappiness, anger, or frustration.

Hope this helps! Note that none of this applies to longer form messages like this one.

hit the send button as a thought separator

This drives me nuts, that's what blank spaces are for. I don't like getting a half-dozen texts that blow up my phone, especially when I'm likely in a meeting or something. A text message should be a complete communication, with blank spaces to separate parts of the message.

For example:

I'll be home late tonight, the meeting went long. Should be there in 30 min.

BTW, should I pick up something for dinner?

My SIL would send that in like 7 texts somehow, whereas I'll send just one. I find it impolite to send so many, so I go out of my way to spend a few extra seconds making it nice for the other person to read.

[–] zalgo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tom Scott has a great video on the topic, it might interest you. Link

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

What?! Really!? Who could possibly think this is aggressive?! Really?! Who?!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

It's Fully Ramblomatic now.

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Skill issue

[–] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my partner and her mom use voice to text without editing, and it looks just like this lol

Wow, double whammy, it's annoying to everyone on both sides of the text...

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That two hundred and sixty-nine unread messages make my brain hurt and fills me with existential dread.

It's like staring into the abyss and you see a notification pop up.

[–] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I'm up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It's an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I'll read any replies to this comment! I need help.

[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

You guys check your emails?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago

Just try and stop me

I'd offer help but you wouldn't read it.

Plus I'm wildly unqualified.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If they're anything like me, they're piled up 2FA codes that I can't be bothered to delete

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have tons of those. I still mark every single one of them read. Only time I ever leave anything unread is when I need a reminder to get back to it later.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

well look at you with your working executive function lol

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It’s all cope! I didn’t finish college until age 40. Now I’m struggling to get a job and I’ve got half a dozen hobbies in various states of active / pause.

I was totally dysfunctional 20 years ago (just playing video games all the time) and even dropped out of high school before that. I’ve since learned coping strategies that work for me but it’s still way more difficult than it should be!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Make a filter and work with folders. If you can't, get a sane client software. Thunderbird, Evolution, Kmail, Claws are pretty good.

[–] HyonoKo@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Hahaha came here to say the same.

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

ADHD lyfe. I literally have a bit over 13 000 unread emails.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Autism+ADHD life, I can't stand to have emails in my inbox for more than a day and I also can't be diligent enough to achieve that

[–] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah I gave up long ago. I regularly miss important emails but my life is kinda clown shoes anyhow so that's the least of my worries

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, she's right about the movie.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Requiem for a Dream has entered the chat.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] obre@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't troll the dude. Requiem for a Dream must be watched high in order to fully grasp the plot.

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Purple in the morning. Blue in the afternoon. Orange in the evening!

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't get high, would I still appreciate it?

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yep. It's a fantastic movie.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Barzaria@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Ass to ass.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It bothers me that "Mom >" is centered and not "Mom" centered with the > jutting out a bit. It's off center from the M above it.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

"Its a meme Batman"

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Ok but to be fair, that movie does give good reason for this.