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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world 2 points 9 minutes ago

Cloacal aperture ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

Chase me, and I will run SO hard

[–] herscht07769@literature.cafe 3 points 1 hour ago

Fun rollercoaster for the beetle

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Cloacas rule! 34 or more species have them.

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Search cloaca rule 34 to learn more!

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

Frog after pooping a beetle:

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Is this why frogs have always a look like something horrible and confusing just happened?

[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 23 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

"🎼 Don't look back, Lemmiwinks, or you'll soon be dead"

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

He was going the opposite way.

[–] drre@feddit.org 6 points 4 hours ago

more like skniwimmel

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 4 hours ago

"When you're going through hell, keep going."

[–] halfapage@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

they probably do this for fun

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

so uh what happens if a human swallows one

[–] Arcadeep@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

might take a little longer, but I imagine you poop a whole beetle out your cloacal opening

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

It's a MUCH longer trip through a human. I don't think it'd make it.

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 hours ago

my cloacal is tingling just thinking about it fellow human

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 4 hours ago

Also, the beetle just laughs maniacally the whole time.

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 4 hours ago

Forbidden subway

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

And it just has to be Japanse huh.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Also a plot point in Whalefall

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Beavos food walking out his ass

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 0 points 3 hours ago

As long as it's between consenting adults...