this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 minutes ago

Dude... Stop using AI. It's shitty and it makes you shitty.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 hours ago
[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Merry Chrysler!

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

What's going on with the emblem on the wheel? Slop?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 minutes ago

Do you even have to ask

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 minutes ago

also the several emblems that are just various proportions of dick 'n balls

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 25 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Something about the haze around the symbols for me.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 minutes ago

Something about everything being fake for me. Oh what's that logo? Fake. Oh what's that light? Fake. Oh what's that button? Fake. Oh what's that shape? Fake. Oh what's that joke? Fake. Oh what's that image? Fake.

Fake, stolen, hostile, shitty shitty shit.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 10 points 3 hours ago

No, this is a very real image of an actual car dashboard with very real warning lights.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

am i in lemmyshitpost or am i in lemmysloppost

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 28 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

and just how many batteries, flat tires, and engines would you say ya have in that ...car.

[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 4 points 53 minutes ago

As many as ChatGPT can fit

At least two gas tanks too.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago
[–] zollus@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago

You 100%ed the car

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

You turn on the radio and all that comes out is CAUTION: PULL UP! CAUTION: PULL UP! CAUTION: PULL UP!

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What the hell did you do to your steering wheel logo?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 minutes ago

They stole it from somebody else's picture, wasted a thousand gallons of water, 300 real life jobs, and shit out this turd of an ai image.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 4 points 3 hours ago

If you put on the left indicator and hold the horn while starting the car, then it starts in safe mode. That usually keep the car driveable for now.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Well, putting your seatbelt on will take care of one of them. On the other hand, the car’s gonna explode, so that’s just strapping yourself to a bomb.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

There's a controller disconnected and the car is on silent.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I only have money to get rid of one light so the best way to decide which one:

🎶 minion dicks, minion dicks, in a dish, how many minion dicks do you wish?🎵

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'll take as many as you've got?

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Then you're in luck because minion dicks are just baby corn and I work at the canning factory!

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 3 points 3 hours ago

There's no low (or high) beam indicator but the headlights are on, so that's broken too.

[–] skeevy_scallops@feddit.online 2 points 3 hours ago

average Audi experience

source: I own a 25 year old Audi