Blast their property with an Active Denial System.
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Don't forget to do seperate 2ghz and 5ghz SSIDS...oh and guest networks
Naming them can also have big effects on the illness. Satan's private porn wifi 5ghz Jesus private onlyfans wifi 2ghz
Necronomiconnect always gets a cackle from me.
But you can be a bastard.
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and for good measure make an open guest network named
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Wi-Fi Sickness? Bruh, where on this planet are you not going to be surrounded by it? There's satellite linked internet projecting Wi-Fi to rural areas as we type.
You can go to the tallest mountain on this planet away from everything and you might just be giving yourself a better signal to Starlink.
Wi-Fi Sickness I looked it up, it's mostly idiopathic and it's not a scientifically valid sickness. It's oddly enough more attributed to negative expectations and thinking that Wi-Fi is more harmful than it is and can give the brain a preconceived notion, that messes with perception of danger and that can cause anxiety WHICH causes the feeling of feeling sick.
So basically, it's not real and the person needs therapy and the person giving in to the paranoid/anxious delusion of Wi-Fi sickness should put their parenting pride aside and take them to a therapist.
I agree with the validity of what you're saying, but usually for patients who are insistent that they suffer from this, the recommendation is to move to this area:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_National_Radio_Quiet_Zone
Where i usef to work was a sizable grocery store and i would often go and get my lunch from there. It was also home of a pretty weird cult like religious group. They weren't super popular because tgey would always buy bulk groceries to rush hour times and never wated their things "lasered" so, scanned. This is dumb enough when you think about it for more than a second, but they have enough time to think about the fact that their things don't just get "lasered" by the cashier.
Another thing i whitenessed once was when they set up a new mobile phone antenna where i live. A lot of old people complained about it the moment construction started. When the date came around where they turned it on, i woke up and my signal was still shit. A lot of people wrote angry letters that they now have migraines because of the antenna and the mobile company responded basically with: well that sucks to hear, but because of technical difficulties, we had to push the date up another month, but we hope your migraine gets better.
Or stepping outside and being bombarded by all the signals out there. The sun being one of them.
Typically, consumer ovens work around a nominal 2.45 gigahertz (GHz) – a wavelength of 12.2 centimetres (4.80 in) in the 2.4 GHz to 2.5 GHz ISM band
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_oven
Anon doesn't need an entire router or WAP, just an old microwave they can pull a magnetron out of.
> set up magnetron and aim it at their house
> go to sleep
> wake up to police and ambulance lights
> kid died
> oh shit
Yeah, do not microwave the neighbours.
You can actually hurt someone with microwave-level RF, as in, cause permanent damage and fry someone's retinas quite easily, so don't unless you know what you are doing.
Oh. No I don't want to do that. How? How specifically? So I know what to never do?
Stand in front of military active radar should do the trick
Not a doctor, just an engineer, but retinas do not have much blood flow. So no "water cooling" like most other body parts. Also, once they're gone, they're gone for life iirc, so it is a tragic combination of poor heat transfer and being non replacable.
Common safety advice with high power microwave is to not look into cables or directional antennas just in case. Getting your hand burned is a lot better than your eyes cooked. Don't stick your hand into a microwave because I said that.
Also, don't take apart a microwave without knowing what you do. There are a few 1000s of Volt with enough Amps to (quite literally) cook you in there, plus a HV capacitor to smooth it out that could [1] be charged even after you unplugged it and could severely hurt you.
To quote the old warning: Not only will this kill you, it will also hurt the whole way.
[1]: which should have a discharge resistor, but do you want to gamble your life on it still working?
IIRC, this explains defense against RF crowd control and thus kinda also how its made.
https://inv.nadeko.net/Lg_aUOSLuRo
Tap for youtube
https://youtu.be/Lg_aUOSLuRo
Tech ingredients is some good stuff.
Half the neighbourhood caught fire
And yet somehow it can't cook my food evenly.
Then eat more retinas?
It's not about the wifi, it's the perception of wifi.
These people get upset when they think there's wifi, actual wifi is irrelevant. You can gut a router and fit the case with an AA battery and an LED and they'll have 'symptoms' if they see it.
Set up an access point to broadcast dozens of SSIDs so they see tons of wifi when they open the wifi screen on their phones.
Yup, this is the way. Get a cheap ESP32 or something and put several hundred SSIDs on it. There is no way they are looking at the spectrum itself.
My aunt used to get these terrible itches and headaches when she visits us, untill I turn off the wifi.
Some minor experimenting has lead me to a breakthrough though. I found she's not allergic to wifi, but to green indicator LEDs. Ever since I disabled the LED, her problems have been solved!
My husband won't let me tell her though. Something about "live and let live".
Your husband probably knows she is batshit insane and any reasoning skills left the call long ago
Its futile
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Open the wifi on their phones
Then, they’re hypocrites.
No, he only gets sick when you use wifi, not when he does
Ah, a classic case of Munchausen by proxyserver.
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