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[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

When they kick down your door, how you gonna come?

With you hands on your head, or on 175 lbs of tannerine and wood screws?

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

* kick at your front door
how you gonna come
wi' your hands on your head

FTFY

For the unfamiliar

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We appreciate the correction

[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 1 points 2 years ago

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[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Still won't stop them from shooting your dog

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rowdy is also filled with Tannerite and wood screws.

[–] yuri@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Rowdy is actually tannerite, a mason jar of gasoline, and the full contents of one (1) stolen sharps disposal bin.

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wouldn't this put those thin blue line boys they love in danger?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They only love the thin blue line when it’s kneeling on a black guy’s neck.

Plenty of Christian domestic terrorists want to kill cops who want to take their guns away. Weaver, Koresh, McVeigh, Bundy, etc.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I want it on record, stenographers please take this down...I am anti-Ted Bundy. I don't care what charming, yet down to earth actor played him in the biopic. Glorifying a serial killer through entertainment is wrong. I haven't seen it, I do not intend to do so, now or ever, thank you, good night.

[–] darvocet@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It sounds like you may support Ted Bundy….

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I deny it, categorically. The allegations that I played golf with a pro-Bundy lobbyist are absolutely false and slanderous. I had no idea anyone else was on the course on the time, as I was focused on the nation's business and correcting my slice.

The people who make these memes aren't the same people who like the cops. There are some very confused people who think 'no step on snek' and prostrating themselves before the ones who'd be doing the stepping makes some kind of sense, but they're also the same people who think climate change isn't real and vaccines kill people. Their opinion is irrelevant.

Fuck the police

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Boris is going to get you killed.