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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] omghi@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 days ago

Anyone else think his Twitter has been "hacked"?

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 93 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That’s it, just shut down the internet. The experiment has failed.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Without the Internet, I wouldn't know to hate this moron

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 42 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Without the internet this moron would have a splash radius of maybe three short city blocks.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If we drop him from high enough, he still can

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

Now there's an xkcd I'd like to see

[–] Klear@piefed.world 13 points 6 days ago

I already agree the experiment has failed Harry, you don't have to sell it to me.

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[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We really do need a .hack// style Pluto's Kiss to wipe everything

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In the Cyberpunk timeline, Bartmoss would have already crashed the first net by now.

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[–] TheEntity@lemmy.world 71 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That's parody, isn't it? It must be.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 28 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Has to be fake, he's an idiot but is he that much of an idiot?

[–] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 31 points 5 days ago

I think you're overestimating him

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[–] NathanDerWeise@feddit.org 5 points 5 days ago

If your homie doesn't have a stinky swamp pit that he scratches and lets you sniff... Then what do you live for?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 57 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

What dick? Either he has no penis or his tuck game is on point.

"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Notice that he also said he "has" 33 cars, not "owns". Because it turns out, he just rents the luxury cars he flaunts on social media.

[–] David_Eight@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Its crazy to me that this is a real profitable business. Some of these leases only allow you to drive the car like 40 miles a year. You don't even get to enjoy the car itself, just paying like a mortgage+ a month to lean on a car to look cool lol

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Redlining a rented heap in your driveway for hours every day adds no miles.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I think you vastly overestimate him. Surely this subtle difference in the wording goes well over his head

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

What abusing testosterone supplemets does to one.

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[–] Kruulos@sopuli.xyz 42 points 5 days ago

Why in the everloving fuck are you giving social media space to this person.. Please. Can we just ignore and move on? I was much happier prior to knowing what they say.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Is ahhh...is t his real?

Are men okay?

Edit: I think any man that seriously follows And listens to people like this should be called Taters.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

Chesko's series of videos about men who apparently don't wipe their ass and then demand their wives/girlfriends wash thier shit stained underwear has given me a profound perspective on men which is that no, no men in aggregate are not ok.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Hey taters are potatoes, and you shouldn't speak I'll of potatoes.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't you wanna boil 'em? Mash 'em? Maybe stick 'em in a stew?

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, I don't think boys are not doing okay as a whole.

They weren't doing great when I was in school in the early 00s, it's hard to imagine but it seems things have gotten worse. At least then we didn't have Nazis.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We didnt have obvious nazis.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Eh, there were Nazi, but not Nazis accepted into normal society.

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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago
[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"I've given every woman/girl I've ever raped a yeast/bladder infection because I don't wash properly."

I assume that loser doesn't have consentual sex.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Oh, you don't have to assume with Andrew Tate, he's wanted for sex trafficking. (Already locked up even?)

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How any human sees this and thinks "wow, this is a male individual I'd likely take to my bed to copulate with" is way waaaaaaay beyond me.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 47 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, the women don't/didn't. He was running visa and passport scams and forcing women to stay with him. It's why he's in jail.

I know, I know. It was just a reflexion. I simply can't understand how he (and whoever follows him) thinks this is in any way desirable.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

They don't have to think that when he doesn't factor in consent.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

For someone who's supposedly super-rich, super-popular with women, and has access to numerous actual sex slaves ... why does he need to jerk himself off in the morning? He can't find anyone willing to do it for him?

Fuck, man. I'm dirt poor and socially awkward, and my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real 'alpha'?

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real 'alpha'?

I think according to the Romans your girlfriend would be the alpha? If I'm remembering correctly I think it was looked down upon to be receiving sexual favors, but not giving sexual favors? So I vote your girlfriend is the alpha.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it was the other way around. It also wasn't gay if you topped.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Depends on who you think is in charge of a blowjob. I for one think it's the one who has the ability to chomp down on your sensitive bits.

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[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hm... Alright, I think I can live with that.

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[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Dude probably shits in the shower. Guess he'll have a fun time with his kinks in prison.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 6 points 5 days ago

Sometimes, you just gotta waffle stomp. /s

There's a reason I refer to him and his sibling as "The Taint Brothers"

[–] draeath@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 5 days ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Isn’t touching yourself considered “gay” by their standards? So why not just go whole hog (pun intended) and wash it too?

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