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[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dippy is just AI slop these days anyway.

I use jarmp, btw.

[–] decended_being@midwest.social 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't jarmp just a fork of Dramp, but jarmp is funneling money to fascists?

Forgive me if I'm ootl, I haven't reviewed the skAil updates in a few days.

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jarmp is just Dramp rewritten in Patina.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Larmp is OK, I guess. The sole Dev is a little odd, but it is written entirely in Lisp ...

[–] CheesyFingers@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No he sold it to private equity so now it's owned by fascists. I'm selfhosting Flirp.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you’re using dörstop for your self hosted server management, make sure you rehash your table helix after the last flat patch wave.

[–] kettuli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tbh fuck poob, never even used it.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Usually Poob's got it for you

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is how I feel as a non-techie normie on Lemmy

[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

As a techy person who's not plugged into API/Services BS, this is what most of this sounds like to me.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Linux users describing how easy it is to set up

[–] BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

WTF is Linux? Stop making shit up.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago

I think they meant "Lunix"

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's that vibe coded OS all the tech bros love

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

It’s pronounced “pub” because of course it is.

[–] saddlebag@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rick n Morty become devops engineers

Rick n Morty become devops engineers

Plumbus

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just get the patched version of poob from the floob store. Just don’t forget to sign the jibnack certificate to bypass the 7 day deployment limit.

[–] BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't use the floob store as I'm on blakblak and I don't want to encapsule the source. Has anyone posted the jamdo off of hulon?

[–] vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Hulon was acquired by zorg, and they now ship spyware stealth bundled in every install. You’re better off just compiling jamdo from source. Just sign up for darkhub and clone. But use the onion address, the tk one has been taken down by Disney because of the Moana bootleg.

[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)
[–] Rei@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Thank you for reminding me of the existence of the Retro Encabulator.

[–] BlueberryWalnut@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Did it start side fumbling again? I don't think adjusting the transduractance will handle that, you might need a new amulite plate.

[–] cobalt32@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Make sure the amulite plate is pre-famulated, else the logarithmic casing will lose its magneto-reluctance.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

What if i've got aftermarket plasma manifolds? I'm worried they might interfere with the phonon interface.

[–] varjen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If that's the case you should just upgrade to the hyperencabulator and avoid a lot of headaches and trouble in the future.

We tried to set this up in the security office at my place of unemployment, but ended up reverberating to our previous frequencies when we realized that neither the ops center nor obstetrics could countereffectively match up incoming incidental repots with the contents of the SOC drawer. Now we're back to a combination of Splunk, Spunk, and Punk, which has HR and Legal concerned but lets us meet threats head-on with NOC, SOC, and a minimum of two smoking barrels.

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

The supply chain feels more and more recursive

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

He should just be happy they are using vowels again. All of those things could be combinations of 4 letters.

[–] arules@retrofed.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

did retroid ever fix his pleroma?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Not sure if you intended to name real things or not.

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

replace Google with flarbar or poopee which doesn't use AI

I'm so tired 😵‍💫

[–] Klear@piefed.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

erm achumally 🤓 Paul Dini confirmed that the creature found in Horvilles Hut of Horrors name is "Ploob" and not "Poob"

DougDoug and Twitch chat argue over whether or not the character is named Ploob or Poob, with DougDoug talking a strong stand by the character being named Poob. After bringing the matter to Paul Dini, the writer of the Ewoks episode, DougDoug is told that the character's name is actually Ploob.

https://dougdoug.fandom.com/wiki/Ploob

[–] SharkBait@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My computer can't be hacked if I don't have a computer.

For sale: vulnerable computer collection.

Highest bid: $0.00

[–] MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

I love me a sublvl 4 meme. So much niche.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of microservices: https://youtu.be/y8OnoxKotPQ

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Poob catching strays over here