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When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you're posting:

Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what's going on. (example)

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[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Panel 2 and the rest take place in a mirror universe

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Because their eyes are fixed in an absolute plane to the viewers perception. So to us it looks like they swapped seats, but that's just because we don't understand how their eyes work.

...this is why their eyes are jutting off their heads like that. It would make more sense if you had eyes like theirs, then you would understand this as a quirk of their universe.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

A wizard did it

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rogue droplets? What is this allergic to water or something? It’s a lot better than smearing shit all over your ass and smelling bad.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I'm more worried about why it's getting in his balls. Are they exposed to the open air??

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, thankfully my scrotum is, currently at least, fully intact. No butt-water in these balls!

Easy fix, get a syringe and you can grab some toilet water to inject in your sac.

Hope this helps

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You don't use a poop sock?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I used to, but then I got a bidet. It’s like Sea World every time I poop now.

[–] Melt@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

It started as a joke that it’s a sock for gamers to poop in without having to leave the screen. Pretty sure no one’s actually done it but in today’s world, who knows…

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my balls... 🎀

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm more worried that her eyes aren't in her head.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago

They swapped seats between first and second frame

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm more worried about when the tip touches something it shouldn't....

oh god public toilet nightmares

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Witch's kiss

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 1 year ago

He calls it collateral, i call it cool mist breeze. Shit's a feature my dude

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is why you wipe dry afterwards.

I mean, why would you worry about drops of water on your balls when your whole ass is wet?

[–] r0ertel@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's working as designed. The sac is the mud flap, right?

If the water is cold I guess

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its gonna dry anyway why waste the paper.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This means either you're hanging your ass for quite a while in the bathroom, or you just walk around butt naked.

Otherwise, you'd have some soggy underwear.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 year ago

Wearing underwear. As soon as you pull up your pants its a little wet and you go on with life. It probably dries out in like half an hour.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You have to use a regulator for controlling both temp and pressure, that will get rid of the residual splash stuff