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[–] Mardukas@lemmy.world 60 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (11 children)
[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

POV: It's 2050 and youve wedged your head between the passenger headrest and the door pillar

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

BEEP "Eyes are not on the road!"

(The word 'road' has the word 'ad' in it).

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Please drink verification can.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 27 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Your POV subscription has also lapsed and you're stuck in 3rd person view. If this subscription is not paid then you will be downgraded to top down (GTA1) view before finally going to the basic plan of text only console.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Text only GTA would be… interesting.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm still trying to figure out how it's legal to have massive advertisements lining roadways specifically designed to distract drivers.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it was ford that submitted a patent for a camera that points forward, reads bilboards, then plays a video on your dash. I hate how shitty technology is being used all in the name of money and advertising.

Well never reach any kind of utopian future where things just work and technology is used for good. It's not about helping and feeding the needy, it's all about satisfying the wealthy. It's a disgusting timeline, literal rapists and genocidal maniacs running countries.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Off subject, but I wonder if these UAP sightings by the air force and navy are optical illusions, perhaps projected onto windshields.

Because they were shown to be defying physics, it's the least fantastical explanation I can think of that fits what is undeniably true, those that deny the facts as they are notwithstanding.

[–] madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm convinced that most North American cryptids were just memorable encounters with an owl that may have had substances involved on the part of the observer. Optical illusions being the primary source of UFO sightings, not out of the question to me

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is the real reason tech is pushing self-driving cars. If you don't need to see the road, you can look at more advertisements.

And they'll sell it as a cost-saving feature, like smart TVs and Kindle tablets. "We can provide this at a reasonable price because the costs are subsidized with advertising." You can buy a car with a traditional windshield for $80k or with an AdShield (TM) for $40k.

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

All this instead of just building more trains jfc

Can't extract as much value with trains as you can with cars

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oops I installed AdShield Block, thanks for the discount car.

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's not actually discounted though. They still make a heafty profit. They just mark up the alternative. Tomorrow they will make it more shitty and more expensive. Stock owners gotta extract ever more value. Line go up! End goal is to be a monopoly, protected by the law, get lots of money and provide little in value to anyonee in return.

self-driving cars

Something I've never understood about self-driving cars is why would you want the expense of owning one if you're not driving it? It's like how rich people used to own expensive cars but employed a chauffeur and never drove themselves.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"bro the fuck in already inline at McDonald's why am I getting McDonald's ads"

The future of "smart" ads

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[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck, I can actually foresee McDonald's advertisements being holographic projected into the bottom corner of your windshield. It's not even much worse than what car companies are already doing with your car.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There is never enough ads.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this comment brought to you by carls jr

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[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Hopefully they still have the "skip ad" feature after 15 seconds

[–] apric0t@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Post a selfy with your delicious bag of McD's and the hashtag #imlovinit to receive 20 minutes of ad-free windshield time! Ba da ba ba baaa"

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[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And it'll be the same four fucking ads, over and over and over!

My freemium homies know what I'm talking about....

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hi, my name is ryan reynolds, do you want your own ai fuck toy to cum in 30 seconds...

[–] tough_cookies@lemmy.cafe 6 points 3 weeks ago

Plot twist: In 2050, McDonald's restaurants no longer exist, and nobody eats there anymore. However, the company still generates $66B per year with their "ad free" subscription model.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

If yew don't eat Fig Newtons than fuck yew.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, at the current rate this is ~2027-28

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Drink two Mountain Dew to enable braking.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We're sorry, we detected insincerity when you said "yum, that was refreshing!" For your safety, all vehicle control functions have been disabled. Please try again in 60 seconds

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

They already got mine so I have to pay a subscription to big oil or they disable my car

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

If it ever gets this bad Imma grab my SKS and go innawoods.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They’ll start suttle but get bigger and bigger every year

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[–] myyass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I welcome the new age of edgyrunners. Hacking(mostly script kiddy stuff but still) and modding is getting really popular.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

RESUME VIEWING

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What is going on? I've now seen two of this exact joke on Lemmy but one is this picture and the other is a video of a different dude in a different car with a different ad in the windshield.

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It will make me drive on the wrong side of the road?

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They should at the very least connect this to your start and make it so you can't start your car till you pay.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

They already do with remote starts with some vehicles. I forget which.

Also some cars I think use your phone as the key, so if you lose your phone, it breaks, is hacked, turned off, stolen, etcetera, you can't use your vehicle.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Where I have I seen that dashboard?

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