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Ackshually unless you accept the David Lynch movie as canon, guild navigators don’t fold space, that’s what Holtzman engines do. Navigators use their prescience to know which routes through space are safe because they’re the paths where they’re not dead in the future.
Hey science people, would I be dead? Breathing in a full tank of this vaporized into my lungs overnight?
Hi, professional distiller here. You won't get drunk from inhaling ethanol fumes, but it will give you a headache and smell like shit.
Finally, hangover without the fun
Now if only it was easier to violently vomit while completely sober.
Came here for this, good work.
Well then, boofing it is.
This is the best post I've ever seen.
No, seriously. I used to own a 2400 baud modem - this is peak content. It's all downhill from here...
100% agree
Japan has entered the chat
...the spice melange...
Store-brand liquor is unfortunately a luxury i am unable to have access to in my northern european state I happen to have born to
Edit: atleast the sauna is currently hot as fuck
It’s not even a good deal. I can get a decent liter for $8 in the states
Iirc I can get a handle (1.5L) of Svedka (so, not even rotgut) for like $12 or so. Or drop a 20 on a handle and get moderately acceptable bourbon. Like not good bourbon, but if you're 23 and broke you can enjoy it as a sipping whiskey. Unfortunately I've picked up a taste for scotch and good whiskey instead
I fell in love with good whiskey. But that’s not a habit I can truly afford to drink on like a Saturday I’ll get hammered. If I’m going full tilt it’s svedka
I'm fortunately a lightweight and unfortunately get hungover pretty easy these days so I've lost much reason to drink swill. I only really touch vodka in cocktails anymore
Over 4€ for a litter of vodka is a rip-off no thank you.
How hot is fuck? I guess about 37'C?
No, that's hot as HELL.
Yo I just got done saunaing for several hours. We were dipping into a pool outside and running back it was great to jump between them. I feel like I have a brand new skin
$35 U.S.
So, $8.75/L or $6.56 for 750ml
Walmart near me sells, their cheapest 750ml bottle for $5.96
$5.96 USD for 750ml is wild to me and I'm only a few provinces over from Alberta. It's nearly $20 CAD for the cheapest 750ml bottle you can get here in Ontario
edit: also being able to buy a $5 mickey of vodka from Walmart might be the most American-ass thing I've seen
I assume your prices for 1.5L are much more reasonable though? Or is it all tax?
Nah , it's all tax. 1750ml of the cheapest vodka is like $70 CAD: https://www.lcbo.com/en/banff-ice-vodka-pet-454462
I saw the thumbnail and it reminded me I needed water for my CPAP. THEN I READ THE TEXT
Oh boy at least you didn't forget that you put some vinegar to descale your water container. Now that was a breath of fresh air.
Kirkland is cheaper, ~~is that a Nevada state logo on the bottle? Do they make potatoes? (i'm half blind)~~ Oh, Alberta, this is Canadian dollars. Yep, it's cheaper than Kirkland.
I don't know why my strikethrough isn't working.
Works on Voyager and the web ui.
And Summit.
It's on strike.
Should've seen it coming.
$50 for bottom shelf vodka? It's been a decade since I drank but im fairly sure 4l of Bartons/Kamchatka/etc is gonna be cheaper...
Retailers have recognized that shoppers caught on to the concept that bulk priced items are cheaper than smaller packages. They've began to flip that concept on its head. I ran into this today when i found the smaller bottle of cumin to be cheaper per ounce than the large bottle. I expect that they've done the about the same thing here where people will expect the bottom shelf stuff to be cheaper especially with the novelty of it being packaged in a flimsy milk bottle.
This future is such garbage
That's pretty cheap for 4L, considering the provincial taxes
Yeah, fill me like a space navigator 😘
My gut hurts just thinking about it.
Of course its Alberta
Oh yay, Alberta.
That's a lot of the stuff. But I am getting pretty close to those levels. I should slow down but also why should I.