So the gay fella wants to ensure only hard manly men are in the military all uniformed up and ready to take his ….. orders.
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2026
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Hegseth's next press release:"Proven right again! My new testosterone screening revealed that 25% of the army is in the bottom quartile!"
You mean because measuring T levels has fuck all to do with combat readiness? And the whole premise is just dipshit manosphere machismo?
I'd a say we might as well let Clavicular audit the military, but I dont want to give them any more ideas. They already have the Paul brothers doing Pentagon speeches.
Tf is clavicular? Isnt that a muscle?
hesgeth wants to inspect men with HIGH and low T.
Just because he has no testosterone, doesn't mean everybody does
Downsizing an army while in a conflict seems like something an idiot would do.
Fascists are terminally incompetent at war, so this checks out.
I think it's more likely he's going to inject them with test
I'm imagining a scenario where the US has completely trashed their Armed Forces' ability to project force, while still believing they have it, with mentally stunted manchildren throwing a tantrum for not getting what they wanted, their button on the nuclear launch buttons.
Isn't that what is lowkey already happening with Iran?
Just because the almighty US forces struggle to bully a starved economy cut off from most external innovation? /s
Honestly, let it. The military could do with a downsizing.
The next step after low t isn’t losing your job, it’s being offered a jab to keep your job.
It’ll be like the local PD - a lot of unstable men on trt without suitable oversight and monitoring
good, fuck the yanks
Isn't that what he wants?