All 10 dentists hate you.
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2026
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Y'all use lotion?
Some people don't have a foreskin, makes it a bit dry to do anything with it without lube.
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This is r/pasting all over again. Welcome to 2012
Coconut oil
canola because it has a higher smoke point
We settin' records here
Your inefficiency disgusts me.
Use soap or shower gel, and you clean it at the same time.
You gotta use tiger balm like a real man
Nair is great too
Vicks Vaporub
I, unironically, would like to try this
Don't
put
minty
things
on genitals.
I'm sure I've told this story before, but I had a girlfriend that heard having a mint in your mouth during head would be fun, but we didn't have any mints, so she used a listerine strip.
She didn't wait for it to fully dissolve.
It became stuck to the head of my dick and unleashed its listerine minty freshness with a force I have never experienced directly to my pee hole.
I screamed and jumped and ran to the shower to wash it off. She laughed so hard she pissed herself.
It was not a fun time.
Sounds like it was for her
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if she still laughs about it every now and again.
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I'm sorry but I also laughed. While at the same time lenching my legs in pain at the thought.
I think I’m gonna do it
Report back if you survive the experience
Hoptal
Don't forget to rinse with Listerine after
Don't
get
in
the
way
of
natural selection.
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I tried optimizing my morning routine by brushing/mouth washing while in the shower, it was a bad bad idea.
Yeah, brushing in the shower is not for optimization. It's to feel the feral freedom of the falling foam, that you have been forced to be careful about your whole life, and reveling in shucking those anxieties.
I tried it once and as I recall it ran down my body and I felt that I couldn’t wash it off.
I can almost guarantee it would burn horribly
Horribly or magically?
How you think I got my name? It burns good
Your pediatrician will be happy to ready this
The amount of dry beaters is too damn high!
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