Lab grown. You can by the way his face developed from being pressed against the test tube.
this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2026
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Why does this guy look like he was crafted by an elder scrolls character randomizer?
If you need a shirt saying you're alpha, you're definitely not it.
Anyone using that phrase unironically is doomed to failure for the rest of their lives
In going to tell Daddy you were mean to me! His lawyer is going to sue you!
He looks like the malformed offspring of Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk.
I think there's a bit of Brezhnev in there as well tbh
Is it cause he likes men?
He looks like it.
Nothing is as manly as gay sex.
Impeccable logic.
People really mean it when they call him a square.
1:00 am alpha
Fr fr
No cap indeed.
Well, being young and rich is definitely better than being old and poor.
Thx for the double stray
18? Holy fuck his profile pic looks like the old guy from Up.
His hand looks huge compared to his face
I never expected to see IRL Uncanny Valley
Bro goofy
Admitting you're a buggy mess not ready for release to the public is the first step in improving yourself
Doesn't look 18 in his profile picture. But in this picture, sure.
Overcompensating for what?
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life, freely
--fallout 3
Ai still making faces that look like shit
And on the off chance it's not genAI, then ge looks like he just graduated middle school and is about to say the worst swear imaginable to his mom: Heck!
It was really just a way to say he's fugly. Which I very rarely indulge in since there's way, way better things to attack when someone is that big a douche. But every now and then someone is drawing attention to their looks, so they kinda asked for it
I haz been wooshed... again
Eh, it wasn't a well constructed mockery tbh. Not so much a whoosh as a "dafuq?"
Not Ai and it's been on my phone since 2024
You mean he could look worse now?
Nahhhhhh, couldn't be
Stop....go accomplish something in reality before claiming to be anything. You're not a woman. Be a man.