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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm an old guy with a long romantic career. When I had this conversation it was about shaving her legs. I understand some young people these days expect full Brazillian, or at least a tidy trim. I suspect this figures into the current segregation of the sexes.

One first-date purposely did not shave her legs as a disincentive for intimacy, I wouldn't have minded, but she felt embarrassed over one day's growth. We were chaste that night, but had a second date.

Different partners trimmed or shaved completely (some brave women waxed) and I was delighted in all cases. In LTRs, sometimes shaving resulted consistently in ingrown hairs, in which case I insisted please don't do so on my behalf.

But then, I was a kid in the 1970s and society was getting accustomed to the idea of being our natural selves, body hair, (armpit hair,) and all. It stemmed, I think, from the hippy movement. It was very live and let live.

But of course, for the glamour and cosmetics industry, that just wouldn't do.

[–] jambudz@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

Don’t forget the hippies all grew up and became Reagan republicans.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

Once every 1-2 months I take no-guard clippers to it and get everything off but not shaved enough to cause ingrowns. It stays neat for 4-6 weeks then returns to wild bush. Every single time I do it it's an hour long ordeal but it always feels so nice at the end and I'm like holy shit why didn't I do this a 1-2 weeks ago??? The airflow + not getting gunk in it is 100% worth the hours' work every time.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

if i dont shave i itch like hell

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 9 hours ago

If you shave completely, it ends up looking like a battlefield down there. If you trim it nicely, it makes your junk look bigger. Use the same techniques as applying makeup.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 58 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I absolutely wouldn't eat candy with pubic hair on it.

But I'm a massive hypocrite when it comes to sex.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Is that an absolute statement, or in general?

Like, if some fwll out while you were going to town and got their hair on it, would you pick it back up? Let's ignore the obvious problems with eating sweets and a partner at the same time for the question.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Load your partner up like a candy dispenser. Never know what you might get. Mini butterfingers or King sized snickers.

Either way you'll find something out about yourself!

This is how you get ants.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, I could find out what anaphylaxis tastes like

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Dangerously cheezeee.

[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 25 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hair prevents skin from blocking your nose. It’s basically PPE.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

For those of us in this situation, do they make a sexy nose snorkel? I hate coming up for air.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Just got to practice your free diving skills!

[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

I swear I’ve seen one at Spencer’s or the like. Gotta do some research.

Edit: Found it! It even vibrates!

[–] Janx@piefed.social 9 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Is there even a chance she climaxes while looking at this?

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 9 hours ago

I'm not a woman, but if i was one, my vagina would've squeezed shut from this pic like it licked a lemon

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Ok but think about if the air flow encountered turbulence and caused the snorkel to vibrate...

[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, she’s supposed to look at me?

[–] CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Right, I’m not sure how much of the face can be seen. Would need someone to research POV angles and adjust for variation in population (height, maybe waist measurements, chest measurements, tongue length, etc.)

Then make some sort of SFW info graphic explanation.

On second thought I don’t think I want to know. Might affect my performance, not here for vanity. I’m on a mission from god 🤣

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago

Now THAT'S innovation!

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 20 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Ok, but how do you feel about Jolly Ranchers?

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago

I understand the reference you are making, and I hate you for it.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

With pubic hair?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

Waxed or trimmed. Shaved is too rough unless you literally just shaved.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 37 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

some of us miss the wild beavers

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 14 points 14 hours ago

Oh they're out there

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And the wild wooly mammoths

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Is this slang for unshaven BBW? Because it really should be.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

BBC maybe. Not even sure what bbw is

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Big beautiful woman. A term used by men who prefer a sturdy gal. Like Tom Hanks in Black Jeopardy.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Big beautiful woman 🤤

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 24 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

That’s how I floss.

And after workout pussy is the best it’s nice and musky.

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 32 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I was about to respond, but then I saw your username and left it alone.

[–] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That dude always has the best comments 😂

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

I wouldn't always agree with best, but always memorable.