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[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I have no idea who the person on the left is

[–] Shrubbery@piefed.social 20 points 3 weeks ago

Since the other poster didn't actually give her name: Lindsay Clancy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_the_Clancy_children

I hope everyone else here just lets you keep it that way.

Please don't inform this person and make their life materially worse for knowing thanks.

[–] Happy_Doofus@fedinsfw.app 6 points 3 weeks ago

Is that the lady that offend her kids then jumped out a window, maybe?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Shouldn't that Scale be from -10 to 10?

[–] adjectivenoun@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No.

It should be from -3 to 10. (Probably more than 10 actually.)

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But not much more than 10, amirite

[–] adjectivenoun@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

well played

we're all going to hell if it exists...

[–] KeithD@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's a 10 at both ends, but insane to pedo.

[–] girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hmm, prolly a 3-4, I greatly dislike children, I don’t want them near me. I don’t want them fucking dead, I just don’t want goblins near me

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Same. I don't wish them harm but keep your sticky little goblin hands far away from me.

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s incredible thst someone downvoted you for this 😆 I’m with you!

Must be some goblin loving fiend that can’t fathom the idea that some people don’t want to have children.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I love kids, Charlie! I LOVE KIIIDS!

I literally couldn't find this anywhere so I made my damn own.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

"We love kids the appropriate amount as allowed by law"- Chandler Bing

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Uh, r/iamgoingtohellforthis

[–] remon@ani.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

!imgoingtohellforthis@sopuli.xyz

The community could really use some actually hell worthy posts!

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Dead vs fucked and dead?

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I like them enough not to eat them and rape them (this is so fucked up why are we joking about this) so I'd say 9

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I usuall print this out for first dates to check our compatibility

(Nobody passed yet)

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the only way to "pass" would be to just leave.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Then they all passed

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Fuck them kids" is a horseshoe theory...

[–] Naive@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Who is on the left? I am not an American so I don't know about her. I know about the right one cuz he is so famous.

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[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm kinda irritated by how people say she hassnt been convicted yet when someone's states she killed her kids despite pressing evidence but however throw the word postpartum disorder around like it wasn't just the defence strategy of her lawyer.

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Incoherent thoughts are the product of an incoherent mind.

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[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

A solid 3.5

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Really? "Fuck/sexually abuse" or "kill?" Is there a Fred Roger's value on this?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah. The middle option. Or maybe as high as 6 for people who like kids, but not in a creepy way.

[–] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

A 5 perpendicular to that scale.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

it wraps around to killing kids

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I guess Casey Anthony be a 1

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd say i'm 3-4, i can tolerate kids but i find them annoying.

I have a daughter and step daughter and while both were calm and sweet when they were younger the teen disease seems to have changed one of them and the other one is on her way.

Step daughter turned 15 a few months ago and for the past 2 years i'd say she's becoming a bigger foul-mouthed asshole than i thought possible and daughter will turn 10 in a few months and i'm just waiting for the outbursts to start.

Kids don't deserve to be raped or murdered but they are ungrateful assholes that think money grows on trees.

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Youbwere a kid once, right?

[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, and they were an ungrateful asshole who thought money grew on trees. Now they are an ungrateful asshole who thought parenting would be all puppies and rainbows.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 1 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

If you must know i spent 4 years without power or running water 1991-1995 due to a war.

My father never really contributed to the household before or after the war and 1997 my parents separated.

After my mother remarried she and my stepdad were taking loans left and right until everything went to shit and we didn't have food, running water or power.

While everything is stable now my childhood wasn't "puppies and rainbows".

So have your presumptions if it makes you feel better about yourself.

Yeah, and that doesn't give you a license for being a dickhead.

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

They never said your childhood was puppies and rainbows

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[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Im not sure how to say this but if your daughters grown up to be "ungrateful assholes" that is partially on you. Not all of it. Try to get it through how is your financial situation is. A 15 year old can understand way more than we give them credit for. If they think you are in the same team, they will look things from your perspective more. Saying how you grown up is not something they can relate to, they didn't experienced that personaly.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

kill-"like" scale

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