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Mine was "Magic" by Olivia Newton John. Sounds like it set the mood just fine.

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[–] LazyGit@feddit.org 2 points 12 hours ago

All you need is love - Beatles

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Forget number 1s, what was your mother's maiden name?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago

JonesJohnsonSmith

[–] Nounka@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

No... Your first pet name

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago
[–] TheArtfulLlama@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Listen to Your Heart - Roxette

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago

Love that song

[–] Xyphius@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Maneater by Hall & Oates

[–] SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I'll make love to you -Boyz2Men

[–] LiarAmongAll@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

🎶It must have been love, BUT ITS OVER NOWW! 🎶

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] zerofcx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Idk how you Rick Rolled me with a stupid meme, but well done.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 19 points 2 days ago

Holly shit. I won the internet lottery! Or maybe you did? I dunno.

Uptown funk bruno mars

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Don't count back 9 months btw, count 40 weeks.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bold of you to assume I can count that high. i’ve been 39 for I don’t know how many years

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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for the song recommendation, I found a banger with my date.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dunno about 9 months before but when I was born 'No Limit' by 2Unlimited was #1, and when my wife was born it was the Smurfs's cover of that song.

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[–] ccunix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mull of Kintyre by Wings

My parents had 0 interest in any music that was not out of the West End though, so I doubt it was a factor.

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[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yikes, it wasn't very glamorous for me, oh well

[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (4 children)

ITT: people doxing themselves

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 12 points 2 days ago

Oh no, someone can figure out when my Birthday kinda is!

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[–] korthrun@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Nice phishing question though.

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[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

From what I'm seeing, I think it was "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men

[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

... oh. huh. yyyeah i see there are indeed a number of my father's favorite songs here ._.

Jump - Van Halen
Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark
Yes - Owner of a Lonely Heart
Against All Odds - Phil Collins
Tina Turner - What's Love Got To Do With It

He used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house...

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He used to sing along with these while driving or doing stuff around the house…

That he did! I'm stuff

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Valse in F-sharp minor, Op. 40, No." by Tchaikovsky

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I lived through the '60s. Here's me on my way to wood insturment stock.

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[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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