Grew up to be a cop
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2026
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When your patronus is a pig.
I was going to ask how you don't have any upvotes.....then I noticed it was posted 25 seconds ago.
So thats a good excuse......for now.....
You heard the man, nerds!
Holy shit I'm gonna fire this up tonight
AWAB
All Wizards Are Bastards.
AAAB.
AAAA
That's like...super AA.
the more A's the smaller the battery, so really it's mini or micro AA.
^aaaaaaaaaaaaa^
Ubisoft?
The column after ZZZ?
If I ain't tokin I must be strokin
If I'm not high I'll need an alibi
Dude.....do both at the same time. It's WAAAAAY better, and that 30 seconds feels like hours!
Snitches get stitches Potter.
later
Frame one shouldn't be fuckin' Draco the fuckhead who would never offer anyone even a toke - it should be Hagrid.
Or anyone from hufflepuff.
☝️👍
hocus smoke us ...out
imagine if stupify command wasn't really magic, they just speed up the cameras as the kid tokes out.
Hocus, Pocus, Alakazam, Don't be a bitch Potter, It's only a gram.
narcs are gonna narc
surprised potter ain't pottin.
I'm sure some lyrical word Smith'ers could make a hard rap bar from this
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