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If you can't trust your partner, you should talk with them about your feelings and be prepared to potentially leave. Regardless of what's actually going on.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 80 points 3 days ago (4 children)

A straight guy would be too distracted to continue dancing and he's locked in so not straight. A gay guy would have burst in to flame touching a vagina so not gay.

He's obviously a robot.

But in seriousness that level of locked in is amazing, on both their parts.

[–] TheShamMirrors@lemmy.today 99 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You underestimate the fortitude of gymnasts. They can fist platonically

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

OK so uh, this comment was like tripping over a boobytrap wire, I guess congrats on winning the internet today?

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This guy throws a fragile human being in the air, minding sexual nuance of where his finger lands on is last of his worries and you don't need to be a robot for that.

I played my share of rugby, and I played it mostly as tighthead lock. In normal words this means that a lot of my game time was spent with my head between bums of front row players, or grabbing other player deep under butt cheeks to throw them in the air.

What I learned from it is as long as you care about what you do, you do not care about all else.

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As a martial artist whom grappled a lot with sweaty people in clothes that easily get ruffled; even as a hormonally unstable teenager in my earlier days of it, I don't recollect even thoughts of sexuality no matter the gender of the opponent/sparring partner (am bi) when engaged. It's not too odd to even unconciously prioritise not getting a broken arm over whatever the fuck I'm touching to keep them away

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

that level of locked in is amazing, on both their parts.

On her parts specifically

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] bstix@feddit.dk 57 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is he trying to bowl with her?

[–] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I think he might be succeeding at it

[–] wieson@feddit.org 43 points 3 days ago

Ballet, gymnastics and figure skating are amazing. It's unfair they only get attention by weird posts like this.

[–] rotkehle@feddit.org 34 points 3 days ago

insecure men are at it again..

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 days ago

Incel-o-clock

So he must be famous?

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Something something pink something something stink

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Smells like team spirit..

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 3 days ago

If I'm gonna get seconds, I demand they be sloppy.