Tub shark! Tub shark! Killin on the moon due to a legal loophole! TUB SHARK!!!
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Presses button. Teleports to the moon. "Whelp, that tracks I guess". Dies of asphyxiation.
.. by choking on a shark
Fun fact: Male sharks have two penises.
Took me a second
I'd be fine. My ideal body is an interstellar spaceship with at least one toaster oven.
Girl I'm not even trans and even I would
(Me thinking about gains)
(clocks what sub I'm oh)
Oh lul
I got distracted and pressed my belly button o.o
Does that include Blahaj?
killed by blahaj
Death by
Spoiler
cuddle
Uh... let's say you pressed the button... more than once. Does the probability raise by 0.01% for each press? And if so, does it cap at 100% or...
Asking for a friend, of course.
where would you even store all those bodies
It'd have a natural cooldown as once you get your ideal body you won't need to press it again unless your ideal body changes. In that case, it would raise 0.01% for each press. If it goes over 100% there is a chance for another shark to attack at the same time
buttonbuttonbuttonPRESSSSSSS
Blahaj!
Hey! Nothing happened? .... Oh :)
if that's how I'm meant to die, so be it
Heck yeah I press HARD
Does the button magically know what my ideal body would be? Like what if I don't know what I would want from an ideal body? Or what if what I think would be an ideal body turns out to be incorrect once I have it? Does the button know these things or is it relying on me knowing?
:3
I think it knows what body would make you the happyest
I get to be made of plasteel and lobotized. Death does not scare me anymore.
Your finger misses the button. (Critical failure)
"On the moon" as in the moon moon, or as in moonshine? I will press either way, just curious.
On the actual moon
I dont think i would alteast not right neaw