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I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran on his tour

This was not an easy decision for me. It might cost me relationships but I have to stand up for whatโ€™s right. That, and I was never invited. But mostly the first thing!!

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[โ€“] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 101 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[โ€“] DairyKing@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Itโ€™s the bare minimum ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

[โ€“] Klear@piefed.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The bar is so low, doing the bare minimum is to be applauded!

[โ€“] X@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The barโ€™s so low weโ€™re trying to develop the technology to reach earthโ€™s inner core

[โ€“] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

We need James Cameron

[โ€“] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago

brave minimum

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[โ€“] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

And stunning

[โ€“] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm with you. I won't be opening for Sheeran.

I hope everyone joins us.

[โ€“] DairyKing@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago

Welcome to the movement โœŠ

[โ€“] X@piefed.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

count me inthat was easy โœŠ stay strong fam

[โ€“] bampop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

it's so hard though. I'm thinking about opening for Ed Sheeran. I really like money

[โ€“] reader@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

this might be a controversial statement to make here, but I'm not afraid BC its the right thing to do:

I am against killing.

[โ€“] devaly@ani.social 25 points 1 month ago

Woah, calm down buddy, we have to be respectful to both sides.

[โ€“] DairyKing@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago

Calm down you're being a bit extreme

[โ€“] darvocet@infosec.pub 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who is the owner of Lemmy.zip? Can someone put me in contact with the moderation team? It's is unacceptable that this offensive rhetoric is allowed on their platform.

[โ€“] DairyKing@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago
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[โ€“] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fucking Ed Sheeran can open his own beans! I won't be opening for him!

[โ€“] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I thought I was a weird choice to open for him, given I give psychology lectures for a living, but I made the decision not to open for Ed Sheeran following the silencing of Macklemore by zionist lobbies.

I am a traditional lecturer who never saw myself presenting to stadiums of that size and that opportunity is not lost on me. I have not been friends with Ed for over 10 years and will continue not to be. I believe in dialogue as a means of processing the plight of the Palestinian people.

[โ€“] Doomsider@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Brave person! I feel inspired... I too have decided not to open for Ed.

[โ€“] ZAP@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago

I really appreciate you - values are not values if one isnโ€™t ready to lose something for defending them.

I have doubled the money Ed was going to pay you and given it to a childrenโ€™s hospital and I encourage others to join.

[โ€“] jobbies@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

I also will not be touring with him. Because I can neither sing nor dance.

Fuck Israel.

[โ€“] justdaveisfine@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The better question is why wouldn't Ed Sheeran invite the Dairy King?

[โ€“] Broadfern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Because heโ€™s (lactose) intolerant ๐Ÿ˜ค

[โ€“] jontree255@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Thank you for your service ๐Ÿซก

[โ€“] chris@l.roofo.cc 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I told my wife the same same thing and she was not very understanding. She just said "what the fuck are you talking about". SMH my head

[โ€“] darvocet@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what about the children? You're going to disappoint them?

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[โ€“] SoloCritical@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I too shall not open for Ed Sheeran! Solidarity!

If Ed Sheeran contacts me, I'm going to tell him he's a fucking cunt.

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I stand with you. I will also not open for Ed Sheeran.

I, too, will be taking my distance from him.

We were gonna jump into Valheim 1.0 together but I cannot in good conscience build sick bases and kill monsters with him.

[โ€“] funkreddit@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

You know what? Iโ€™m with you!!! I will never open for that ginger, ever!!

[โ€“] remon@ani.social 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For real genocide is bad but me lacking money is worse.

[โ€“] remon@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also have no stage worthy talents what so ever, so nobody but me should benefit from that!

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can fart and burp at the same time.

[โ€“] restingOface@quokk.au 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been through this before you'll ask for fifty pictures than you'll tell me its AI and you're not paying me.

[โ€“] foodandart@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah.. so sorry Ed.. I probably should just leave a message for him on my voicemail saying I'll be unavailable.

I have to wax, uhhhh.. the lawn.

Me neither, I canโ€™t just stand by and do nothing, so thatโ€™s exactly what Iโ€™m going to do. I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran either.

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If you're surprised by my announcement, you clearly haven't been following my music career very closely.

Screw all of you. I could use the money. I'll open for ed.

::: spoiler I'll spend my time talking about that genocide. Maybe make a slide show, and throw in references to the stadium owner's involvement with Epstein. :::

[โ€“] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

A man of principles!

I think that's a difficult position to take. I'm proud of you for taking it.

how does the rest of the band feel?

[โ€“] pticrix@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Wow, and you're not even denouncing Aum Shinrikyo's subway sarin gas attack. Way to tell on yourself, buddy!

[โ€“] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

I have stepped out of the tour as well.

I'm Spartacus!

[โ€“] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 1 month ago

I really didn't think you had it in you. I'm glad you proved me wrong. So proud!

I also won't be opening for Ed Sheeran. You can't sit on the fence when tens of thousands of babies and children in Gaza are straight up murdered by evil IDF cowards.

Also, that motherfucker never ages. He's probably a witch. I can only support hot skyclad witches I stumble upon in forests. Which has never happened. But I can dream, can't I?

[โ€“] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I will absolutely take Macklemores cheque and open for Sheeran. I make no promises about what will be performed.

[โ€“] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Me either, fuck that guy

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