Oh please, the guy isn't even introduced until like 3/4 into the story.
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Miscredited the authors
God’s ghost writers rarely get credited.
That's Holy Ghost writers
Whoops, that's because humans make mistakes but God doesn't so anything that's wrong in the Bible is the fault of humans, not the omnipotent being that can't make mistakes.
Pretty simple trick to distinguish the two possible authors that works for any verse, learned from a lifetime of Christian study:
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If you agree, it was 100% written by God.
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If you disagree, 100% written by fallible humans.
Really kind of a Mary-Sue kind of character, too.
They got a real messiah complex.
He's the sort of guy you just can't keep nailed down.
This comment may make some people cross.
I wash my hands of this whole thread.
He knows what he did.
I'm in college English and this is all wrong.
You quote the names of articles, for books you either italicize or underline, it should be:
In God's The Bible,
Kid has a point.
That really is the main take away. Few people notice though! They get hung up on the other stuff