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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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In God's 'The Bible,' the main character Jesus is a very important person. (lemmy.today)
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[–] PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Miscredited the authors

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

God’s ghost writers rarely get credited.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

That's Holy Ghost writers

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whoops, that's because humans make mistakes but God doesn't so anything that's wrong in the Bible is the fault of humans, not the omnipotent being that can't make mistakes.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty simple trick to distinguish the two possible authors that works for any verse, learned from a lifetime of Christian study:

  • If you agree, it was 100% written by God.

  • If you disagree, 100% written by fallible humans.