I'm not deaf. What?
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2026
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I watch with those subtitles, because sometimes I miss the sound cues.
"[soft thump behind the door]"
There was?
Also, I like the song lyrics because I don't usually pay much attention to them in a movie, but they're often somewhat relevant.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
I've read that deaf people are frequently horrified to learn that farts make a noise
Deaf people, don't believe these lies.
Yes, farts smell. But they don't make any real noise. Just keep on ripping them out!!
Are you a boiyoiyoiyoinggggg type, or a schproingggg type?
Mine sounds like velcro ripping
I'm more of a THX noise type.
I shouldn't be laughing this hard at a joke this stupid...
Now imagining waking the whole neighbourhood up every morning (and sometimes in the dead middle of the night)
It's all jokes until you hear the sound from your back yard.
For both your dicks?
Mines a slide whistle slowly increasing in pitch
Does it do the down pitch when it goes flaccid?
That's more like a balloon deflating
I got the good ol slide whistle.
Hey! You stole that from my clown erotica!
Its legally distinct without a honk at the end.
Mine sounds as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Is that not normal?
We talked about this. Don't jack off on live television
Was that on or onto? You know what, it's not going to come up
That's a funny way of saying you masterbate...
Oh right, they don't even know what's the inspiration for Mario's jumping sound
Which they can't hear, so the reference would be lost
(Phallic Noises)
Giggity!
Sproinnggg