this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2026
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I'm going to Hell for this
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Are you a boiyoiyoiyoinggggg type, or a schproingggg type?
Mines a slide whistle slowly increasing in pitch
Does it do the down pitch when it goes flaccid?
That's more like a balloon deflating
Lucky. I just get this
I'm more of a THX noise type.
I shouldn't be laughing this hard at a joke this stupid...
Now imagining waking the whole neighbourhood up every morning (and sometimes in the dead middle of the night)
It's all jokes until you hear the sound from your back yard.
For both your dicks?
I got the good ol slide whistle.
Hey! You stole that from my clown erotica!
Its legally distinct without a honk at the end.
Mine sounds like velcro ripping