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[–] numlok@lemmy.world 69 points 14 hours ago
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It actually is an issue. Most women don't like having their cervix punched repeatedly. Girth can also cause pain. It really sucks when you can see it in their eyes that they start hurting but they tell you to keep going (my SO gets mad if I stop because she decides when she taps out).

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah.... My wife totally says mine is too big..... Totally

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, if you're bottoming out you both will know it.

[–] boonhet@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 hours ago

It's quite variable too. I'm very average in terms of length and with one partner we discovered that that's enough to hit the cervix. She did not have a pleasant experience that time. Others have been fine with my size (minus one size queen who found it far too small)

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 67 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (5 children)

Wait wait wait, that's the real Elizabeth Holmes speaking with the real Nathan Fielder?

Dude what the fuck is this timeline?

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 4 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

I have no idea who either of these people are

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

Nathan Fielder is a very funny man, look up Nathan for You.

Elizabeth Holmes is a fraudster, I would just watch the documentary if you want to learn more about her. Or you can look her up, it was big news a few years ago.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 hours ago

And you're the real Jax making a real comment on the real Fediverse?!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 35 points 15 hours ago

I didn't know what she looked like before this, but I recognized Nathan Fielder and assumed this was acted. Nope!

Apparently she requested his crew to make this documentary, and he even lived with her and her husband for a while to do it. Absolutely insane.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 46 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

And I believe its a REAL documentary too.

Everything about her is fake. It was when she defrauded investors, her speaking voice, and apparently her goddamn facial expressions too.

Edit: I don't think shes acting. I think she's dissociating.

[–] jackal@infosec.pub 34 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It is indeed a real documentary. Nathan Fielder spent 30 days living with her before she was incarcerated. I can’t wait to watch this shit when it loads for me.

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 34 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

That's OK, I didn't want to know the name of this documentary anyway...........

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] jackal@infosec.pub 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hahahaha sorry… I wasn’t thinking except about how much I wanted to see it. Another commenter got it: You Can See Everything

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Yeah, that's why I want to watch it.

Whats it called?

[–] Fredselfish@sh.itjust.works 18 points 16 hours ago

I saw the trailer and was thinking why the fuck is this a documentary. Now understand. She is psycho and has those crazy eyes. Think there a baby in the background too.

[–] Space_Cowboy92@lemmy.world 20 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

To anyone wanting a teaser at the upcoming documentary:

https://youtu.be/GGJSRFWALTI

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I have no idea who those people are and the trailer doesn't help me the slightest bit to know what's going on.

[–] jve@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

Hah yeah it really doesn’t, does it‽

She is Elizabeth Holmes. Convicted fraudster responsible for Therenos which promised to sell miracle blood testing kits, but actually just got a lot of investor cash and conned a lot of people. Looking at this trailer, she still seems to believe her own crazy, but who knows.

He is Nathan Fielder, I guess you’d call him a filmmaker comedian? His schtick is that he’s basically able to put people in awkward situations in a way that is frankly hard to describe for me. The Rehearsal and Nathan For You are both very very unique and hilarious, but not for everyone.

I am unreasonably excited for this movie.

[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The woman is Elizabeth Holmes, the Theranos fraud.

The film tho

On September 6, 2026, You Can See Everything, an A24 documentary depicting Holmes in the weeks before she began her prison sentence, premiered in a surprise screening at the Telluride Film Festival.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

The woman is Elizabeth Holmes, the Theranos fraud.

The what?

Just kidding, I just looked it up myself. She started a company with a product that didn't exist... that's all?

The whole story reads a bit underwhelming. But I guess it was a big deal if there is now a movie about it.

[–] fake@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

Not really a movie, just some guy followed her around a bit before she went to prison. She isn't inherently interesting, just I think people are fascinated by a twisted mind like this. Especially because the documentary/whatever apparently doesn't paint her in a good light, and she still allowed it. Delusional from start to end.

Surprised you'd never heard of Theranos before though. ColdFusion did a great short doco on it.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

With no context it would be a horror movie trailer.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 42 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Oh man that lady is sexy as hell and I know I can change her.

[–] shiroininja@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

I saw this comment “I bet it grips like a corporate handshake”

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Oh hell no. Narcissists are the 9th level of hell of crazy. Never worth it.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Never worth it.

Worth noting, by all means have some mind blowing sex with the crazy women but don't marry them.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 27 minutes ago* (last edited 27 minutes ago)

Narcissists don't work that way. If they like you enough to have sex with you, good chance you saying no in the future will hurt their ego and now you got a stalker who will tell your family, friends and police all sorts of nonsense to attempt to trap you.

It's never worth it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The best dicks are average sized but have an upward curve to hit the g-spot or prostate perfectly. 😌

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Banana dicks unite!

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 35 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I saw this trailer the other day, and until a few minutes ago I had no idea it's a documentary. Jesus christ, it's going to be an incredible piece of work.

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

In the trailer she comes across as a complete psycho. But not in the conventional way. She comes across as an unhinged narcissist pretending to be sickly sweet and kind. Probably because that's what she is.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

If she isn't and she is acting, she is the best actress I have ever seen.

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So I floated this video between LICSW and LPCC friends independently. All said she looked like she was in complete dissociation. The give away is apparently her voice?

The smile looks fake, but thats a "passive distant smile." As in she's completely withdrawn into a protective state. Her eyes only focus on the DIRECTION of Nathan, not Nathan himself.

Whatever happened prior to that clip caused her to severely dissociate.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, those are just the eyes of a true narcissist. I know one and can clock that look a mile away.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Two things can be true. And if this is dissociation, a challenge to her self-image could have easily done it.

I found myself isolated to a relationship for 18ish years with one. I could write a book on narcissistic personality disorder. That's why I sent it to my friends who are professionals in this. I thought I recognized it.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 23 points 17 hours ago

Me watching the first part of the trailer: "Why is she wearing an expression as if she is wearing a mask?"

My autistic ass after: "oh, fuck, she's the bad guy"

[–] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 8 points 14 hours ago

I'm a successful billionaire and I see no red flags what so ever!

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

I have definitely had the reverse experience. Ends up meaning certain positions are off limits, have to be gentle and careful with every thrust. It's not a great experience for either of you.

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