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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 46 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Oh man that lady is sexy as hell and I know I can change her.

[–] shiroininja@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago

I saw this comment “I bet it grips like a corporate handshake”

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oh hell no. Narcissists are the 9th level of hell of crazy. Never worth it.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Never worth it.

Worth noting, by all means have some mind blowing sex with the crazy women but don't marry them.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Narcissists don't work that way. If they like you enough to have sex with you, good chance you saying no in the future will hurt their ego and now you got a stalker who will tell your family, friends and police all sorts of nonsense to attempt to trap you.

It's never worth it.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Well, I was making a joke. Obviously people should be careful with who they share themselves with and use their best judgment.

Also I'm sorry for whoever hurt you, I'm not going through your account history but based on this comment it sounds like maybe you had to deal with some narcissist bullshit first hand. Me too, so best of luck and hopefully it has or will get better.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Haha it's not me, it's a buddy of mine who ignored all warnings and started hooking up with her. But she has dragged in people from my social circle, involved children, authorities, etc. It's a lot of stress just being involved second hand.

Just really serious with my warnings because too many people think "I can change her/him" or "Its just this one time, it won't matter". Narcissists are super dangerous to deal with and will metaphorically burn the world around them to get what they believe they deserve. Much like the current US president.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Jesus Christ that's crazy. Like actually crazy not just funny crazy.

will metaphorically burn the world around them to get what they believe they deserve. Much like the current US president.

Tell me about it. I have folks who (probably) voted for Trump telling me they're worried about the food supply ... These are the consequences for our politics and for electing Trump. Himself and his admin are only doing what they said they would. Which is awful.

[–] DummyWOW@lemmy.zip 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I love this picture, because nobody is wasting time wringing their hands about the impropriety, they're all just doing what they see as needing to be done. Whether it's the guy speaking, the one handing him notes, the people yelling at him or trying to physically stop him from speaking, or the people defending him with their bodies and physically holding back the ones trying to stop him.

The sense of duty is on full display from all sides in this image, and everyone is doing it with a sense of decorum too. A breach of procedure for sure, but who can say anyone in this photo doesn't look in total possession of themselves?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

It is beautiful. Thank you for putting it into words.