As they slowly lose consciousness, a child says goodbye to stars, light, food, and all of existence, everywhere.
Microblog Memes
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
RULES:
- Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
- Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
- You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
- Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
- Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
- Absolutely no NSFL content.
- Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
- No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.
RELATED COMMUNITIES:
Monstrous creature stalks an anonymous person all over the world to try to force feed them rotten food.
A young girl goes through increasingly surreal body horror because she stopped eating a commonly disliked food amongst children. No explanation is given as to why the other kids don't suffer the same unnamed illness.
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A Bad Case of Stripes
A story of gruesome assault unfolds when a man’s children have had enough and begin a rampage of destruction ending in them crushing him to death in his sleep by repeating jumping on his body.
Supernatural leftists threaten an elderly capitalist at home at night.
spoiler
A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she's dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.
Tap for spoiler
I still can't get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus' fursona
Old man's wife dies and he goes on a trip to South America and starts a relationship with a child.
And a dog!
Oof, that is right and makes it even weirder.
Is this Up?
Yes!
That was a horrible way to describe it. Holy moly! Good job :D
Critical analysis of the pig population's worsening housing crisis
I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…

You know that caterpillars turn into soup when they cocoon? Until then they host a set of parasites that eat the soup to create the butterfly. The caterpillar and the butterfly are two independent creatures.

Guy invites children into his chocolate factory, let almost all of them die.
You can do better than that.
Capitalist CEO lures children into his factory in order to get them to perform child labour, and kills the weak ones.
just to watch them die
Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.
Neglectful parents forget their child at an airport while airport security screws up. Neglected child finds them self in a different city and turns to crime to survive. Child unknowingly takes directions from a known child predator. Child also befriends a local homeless lady. Child then plans out an elaborate torture mansion on 2 dimwitted burglars.
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Home Alone 2
That’s not a children’s book though I still appreciate the joke.
Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.
Answer
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
😂😂😂
My money was on the lorax but this is brilliant
Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.
*psychedelic fantasies
A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.
Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.
Young girl murders two women after TBI with help of three men at behest of corrupt government official, deaths are met with celebration by local populace
in collusion with the swine and livestock, a super-intelligent Spider manipulates a farmer--putting his household at risk of starvation--by weaving special patterns into her webs. Will he find the strength to outwit this probable government experiment's devious plan? No. No, he won't.
Totalitarian rule-nazi asshole cat constantly denies comfortable seat to a tired amphibian
A strange young lad who speaks only in rhyme stalks an elderly man he just met, ultimately persuading the gentleman into eating a questionable off-color breakfast entree.
A small rodent is given a tasty dessert treat and then demands more and more things.