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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

As they slowly lose consciousness, a child says goodbye to stars, light, food, and all of existence, everywhere.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

Monstrous creature stalks an anonymous person all over the world to try to force feed them rotten food.

Answer

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

A young girl goes through increasingly surreal body horror because she stopped eating a commonly disliked food amongst children. No explanation is given as to why the other kids don't suffer the same unnamed illness.

spoilerA Bad Case of Stripes

A story of gruesome assault unfolds when a man’s children have had enough and begin a rampage of destruction ending in them crushing him to death in his sleep by repeating jumping on his body.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Supernatural leftists threaten an elderly capitalist at home at night.

spoiler

[–] 13readie@piefed.social 29 points 2 days ago (4 children)

A woman offers a lost boy some delicious sweets, but all she gets in return is the boy and his siblings consulting with a cat to murder her. After she's dead, all 4 siblings accidentally come out of the closet.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago

Tap for spoilerI still can't get over the fact that Aslan is canonically Jesus' fursona

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[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Old man's wife dies and he goes on a trip to South America and starts a relationship with a child.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Oof, that is right and makes it even weirder.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That was a horrible way to describe it. Holy moly! Good job :D

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[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 80 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Critical analysis of the pig population's worsening housing crisis

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 days ago

I was thinking way too hard about this and trying to figure out how Animal Farm was a kids book…

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[–] Sparhawk@sh.itjust.works 92 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] TheNextMuon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You know that caterpillars turn into soup when they cocoon? Until then they host a set of parasites that eat the soup to create the butterfly. The caterpillar and the butterfly are two independent creatures.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Guy invites children into his chocolate factory, let almost all of them die.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

You can do better than that.

Capitalist CEO lures children into his factory in order to get them to perform child labour, and kills the weak ones.

just to watch them die

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Then there is the classic, A young girl travels to a far off country and kills the first person she meets and then teams up with 3 others and plots to kill again.

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Neglectful parents forget their child at an airport while airport security screws up. Neglected child finds them self in a different city and turns to crime to survive. Child unknowingly takes directions from a known child predator. Child also befriends a local homeless lady. Child then plans out an elaborate torture mansion on 2 dimwitted burglars.

spoilerHome Alone 2

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

That’s not a children’s book though I still appreciate the joke.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Young boy from communal household is groomed into becoming a slave-owning capitalist, whose products endanger the health of the general population, through a series of industrial accidents.

AnswerCharlie and the Chocolate Factory

😂😂😂

My money was on the lorax but this is brilliant

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Girl enters psychodelic phantasies while reading a book. Speaks of beaheading a government official.

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

*psychedelic fantasies

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[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

A teenager so obsessed with monsters he makes it his life goals to put one of each in a pocket-sized container, trying to prove his worth by letting them battle in meaningless cockfights.

[–] mappe@moplemmy.fyi 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They're not meaningless. You get badges. BADGES!

[–] gigaqps@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

badges. BADGES!

Mushroom, mushroom

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[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 42 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Old man tricks friend into elaborate heist that culminates in outbreak of gang violence and the death of an endangered animal.

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[–] NEZ27@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Child says their goodbyes as the moon approaches

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Young girl murders two women after TBI with help of three men at behest of corrupt government official, deaths are met with celebration by local populace

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[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

in collusion with the swine and livestock, a super-intelligent Spider manipulates a farmer--putting his household at risk of starvation--by weaving special patterns into her webs. Will he find the strength to outwit this probable government experiment's devious plan? No. No, he won't.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Totalitarian rule-nazi asshole cat constantly denies comfortable seat to a tired amphibian

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (4 children)

A strange young lad who speaks only in rhyme stalks an elderly man he just met, ultimately persuading the gentleman into eating a questionable off-color breakfast entree.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is the OP describing Where The Wild Things Are? 🤔

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A small rodent is given a tasty dessert treat and then demands more and more things.

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[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man tries to force feed another man rancid eggs and ham.

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