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Anon Meets Love (lemmy.zip)
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[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 82 points 2 years ago

As soon as the random guy gave Anon his full name and I realized it was the second name we were given I knew it was gonna be some stupid song lyric

[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What is Luv?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Bay bee don't hurt me

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I finally watched the original music video and I'm unironically into the song now.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And that's okay because it is a great song!

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Full strong agree

[–] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

_> Luv used to date a girl named Mi-do. _> They broke up when he was still fat, but he still cared for her _> He heard that her new boyfriend was verbally abusing her _> Luv confronted him and said _> Don't hurt Mi - no more!

[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

So... What you say is... Luv love Mi-do? But do Yu know Ai love Yu?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fuck you.

Been ages since I fell for one of these.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I caught on as soon as it said the Asian dude's name

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Shot through the heart.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

And Yu's to blame.

[–] Banichan@dormi.zone 17 points 2 years ago

I didn't know dad jokes were allowed on the Chan

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

GenX humor

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey, these are the greentexts that Lemmy wants. People here downvote racist/xenophobic/sexist/homophobic/etc. posts. So, yes, this post is an innocuous dad joke. If you think you can do better, then post something yourself.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

They may have meant it maliciously, but I took it more as just pointing out the group of people most likely to get it. Older millennials like myself get it too, as I'm sure some genz and gena get also, but due to the song coming out when I was 2, I'd expect genx in general to be more familiar.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

Can confirm.

Source: Found it funny. Am Gen X.

[–] algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 years ago

I haven't got got like this since like 2007

[–] null@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 years ago

I want my 30 seconds back.

[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Oof. I feel like I just got shot through the heart. I blame you, OP

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Well, at least the fake joke name is an actual name this time.

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I really thought it was going to be, "Luv Chin Yu is easy cuz you're beautiful."

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ohh jeeeez

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 0 points 2 years ago

Why ProJared?