All the boring western gun names like Desert Eagle, Colt Python, Winchester, Walther Pocket Pistol...
Please send help; I'm going down a wikipedia rabbit hole for the sake of a stupid joke
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All the boring western gun names like Desert Eagle, Colt Python, Winchester, Walther Pocket Pistol...
Please send help; I'm going down a wikipedia rabbit hole for the sake of a stupid joke
Don't worry, i'll put you out of your missery loads winchester
Yeah well how about the fucking Yeet Cannon?

Is Automatic Kalashnikov really that hardcore a name?
I mean it's the only modern weapon that features on a country's flag.
Which is relevant how?
Makes it pretty hardcore ig.
A silhouette of a hand raising an AK-47 is a symbol for resistance and uprising (or militancy).
I think this is one of the weapons where it lends its fame to the name - so yeah, not really in spirit with the meme. Must have been pretty bland when created, but now it's iconic.
I didn't know there was a country called Kalashnikov
It's almost like naming a thing (after some epic, unattainable dream of it) works wonders at making it seem so much more awesome than it is...
Humans've been doing this since before civilization was invented. Yay for micro-propaganda traditions! 🤫
Self loading rifle go brrrrrrr!
I understand people really love AKs because they're simultaneously indestructible and easy to repair.
Yes but that loose mechanics make them inaccurate AF.
With some upgrades, the AKs can be more accurate
Yeah, but thatll cost a fortune and make it less reliable.
I'm working on a design I'm calling the Dickenballs 9000. It's a short range dick shooter.
But the only dick inside short range is mine...
"It's an MP9 from B&T--" "Beckler and Tock."
Absolutely, ak-105, pp-19, sps, etc are on completely different level of chadness.
Mk-19 needs no fancy name.