Isn't farming just large scale food piracy.
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2026
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I kind of want to see the replies but its probably just all shocked faced gifs.
Jesus went to hell for being a liberal ❤️
you didnt got to hell for the pirating. you went to hell for the leeching.
"AAAAAAAAAAAGH WHY? WHY DIDN'T I SEED ALL THOSE TORRENTS???"
Quite reasonable.
God is quite reasonable tbf.
YOU WOULDN'T FEED THE POOR...
This is actually a crime in some west coast cities.
It's not just the west coast.
A 2017 report from NLCHP called "Housing Not Handcuffs" surveyed and tracked 187 cities since 2006, and found that 6 percent of cities banned food-sharing in public spaces.
https://www.newsweek.com/illegal-feed-criminalizing-homeless-america-782861
I wonder which part of the Bible they think supports IP rights.
"3. You shall not take the name of the Lord™ your God without paying royalties"
Jesus? Yeah, back in highschool he could always hook you up with the best warez.
I know him! He could always score some booze.
Don't know why he needed bottles of water as payment, but to each their own.
I legit paid a guy in high school (2003) to pirate and burn a cracked copy of Star Wars: Jedi Knight Dark Forces 2, because my skillz were weak.
I have evolved since then, good times.
Totally worth it. I hope he also helped you hook up with Jedi Outcast.
The best Juarez
You knew him, too? We just called 'im "Soos", because everyone who knew, knew about that legend. Handin' out warez, weed, and whatever ya need — like he was walkin' on water. Call me Saint John, I dove right in. 🤙🏼
God is a Bastard
If Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob were real, this is why he's unworthy of my worship, but completely worthy of my contempt.
All the bad things that happened to the Egyptians and the Israelites in Exodus is because Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob made the pharaoh say no. Pharaoh was considering letting them go, but Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob was like "Wait, I'm not done torturing you all yet."
And I will never call him by that title you used. He doesn't deserve it.
God is a bastard, and his son is a bastard.
They run a family business and get tax exemptions