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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Jesus? Yeah, back in highschool he could always hook you up with the best warez.

[–] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I legit paid a guy in high school (2003) to pirate and burn a cracked copy of Star Wars: Jedi Knight Dark Forces 2, because my skillz were weak.

I have evolved since then, good times.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

Totally worth it. I hope he also helped you hook up with Jedi Outcast.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

I know him! He could always score some booze.

Don't know why he needed bottles of water as payment, but to each their own.

[–] tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

The best Juarez

You knew him, too? We just called 'im "Soos", because everyone who knew, knew about that legend. Handin' out warez, weed, and whatever ya need — like he was walkin' on water. Call me Saint John, I dove right in. 🤙🏼