Crazy Fucking Videos

This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my life.

Plate carrier with no plates.

If i were made to create a character who was trying to be tough but is actually a big, scared manbaby that lives with his mum it would be this gif.

The fact he's doing this in the middle of some giant, random parking lot really ties together the "modern America" feel.

If you'd want to make a parody video of this, you'd just need to post the same video

Christian Nationalists are the most insufferable blowhards you'll ever regret meeting.

Is the sharia law in the room with us right now?

I'd be curious to hear his definition of sharia law that doesn't also ban his wet dream of a Christian theocracy.

Scumbag signaling only works until they have to actually come up with legally sound language.

I hope his opponent runs an ad that is just a couple ranchers standing next to their trucks on the side of the road. Voiceover says “this is Mark and Thomas. They were going to bring their cattle to market, but diesel is $7 a gallon. They don’t care about sharia law, they care about feeding their families and keeping their ranches independent.”

Bet he can't tell you what Sharia Law is.

You can tell he feels cool in this video

The MAGA hat is a great touch.

Didn’t the founder of MAGA just accept a 1.5 billion dollar bribe (via a crypto currency buy) from a country that abides by Sharia Law?

Also he is trying to ban something that is already banned in the US.

Reminds me of this.

In an unrelated though, this guy has such an American hair style.

Tell me you haven't read the Constitution or the Bible without saying you haven't read the Constitution or the Bible.

So much high school bully energy in this one.

$5 says he beats his wife and rapes kids.

Is it just me, or does that vest look like it's missing plates?

I'm so sick and tired of Americans proving they are the stupidest fucking people on earth every single minute of every single day....

Can we ban Christian law next?

What an insufferable dork.

I wonder if he got a license from Slayer to use Raining Blood in this video.

the cult runs deep - “we have sharia at home” by a different name and hat

As long as they can ban Christian law as well.

He looks like the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Reminder that all of Wyoming has about the same number of people as... Fresno, Tuscon, or Atlanta.

Imagine if every state had a senator per roughly 250k people.

New York City, just the city, would have 34 senators.

John Oliver: ... "cool".

Is it intentional that he looks like the MAGA cousin of Charles Boyle (Brooklyn 99) that isn't invited to the Boyle family picnic anymore?

Fat guy walks past threats that don't exist.

this guys getting his dog whistles from 20 years ago.

Except you can't ban Sharia Law according to your holy constitution. It is protected by it.

Is this a piss take? Any politician doing this in the civilised world would get laughed out of the electorate

But he want a version of sharia law that is Christian. There is no difference he is just too dumb to know that.

You shouldn't be allowed to run on things like this.