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[–] negativenull@piefed.world 95 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Put me out of my - put me out of my fucking miseryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

RIP Chester

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The tags are one thing, but the random strings are too far!

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 31 points 1 week ago

Yeah at that point just shoot me.

Took me a second to realize that the loose threads weren't just sloppy workmanship. :(

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 37 points 1 week ago
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

This is genuinely so horrible

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Everyday we deadass full sprint away from god

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Ok I am not autistic but like the fucking princess & the pea when it comes to socks. Seams? Feel like they are ropes. The slightest lump feels like it's so big.

Tags can go to hell, there's no purpose for them. Plenty of companies just use print inside the collar not a tag.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Honestly, that's a good sensory thing to have. Small sock wrinkles and tiny pebbles in your shoe turn into blisters on day-hikes. There are times to have grit and "tough it out" and this is not one of 'em.

[–] davad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

My ~~dude~~ dudette, I have news for you...

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Not a dude, dude. I do love most sensory experiences, no trouble with food or sex or whatever. And I think too spontaneous and disorganized to land in autistic territory.

But even minimally irritating clothing bothers me to probably an unusual degree, yeah. Tags suck. Seams suck. Bras suck. And socks? The technology exists to make them seamless and smooth, thank goodness.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

There might be a legal requirement or something. Or a place for theft protection NFC. But good companies attach them to an easily cuttable piece of fabric so you can remove 100% it.

Kudos to Decathlon for figuring this out.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 week ago

I wonder if I'm just weird, because I swear I hate the printed tags more than the paper tags. I can feel the print sticking, especially if I sweat even the slightest bit.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 19 points 1 week ago

This is like suggesting it's a kink to be fucking set on fire.

OK wet socks Hitler.

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Swap that clasp for Velcro with the hook facing in.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

And the loop side with burnt and cracked edges.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 week ago

Seeing this made my stomach clench like a fist.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

They already invented this for me and aptly called it a dickey (the turtleneck variety).

[–] UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what, ypu never made a typo before?

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

The yorkshire photography union begs to differ

They did this obviously

[–] MrRandom@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

the labels are on the wrong side

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is physically uncomfortable to look at. I love it. Gimme 8.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Needs more of the flared nylon filament tagging thingers.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago
[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

gah. only ever had one or two shirts with crap tags like those. cut them off after the first twinge

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

From the preview, I thought that was a glory hole with tape around it, then 'how the hell do you get your whole head in one of those'.

That's canon now, can't change my mind.